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Simmy

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#21
Public transportation from Ft Lee to Edgewater. Damn you can even ride a bicycle there. River Rd might be hairy for cyclists, but I know people ride there.
Yeah its true. But if i do go, it would be right after work and forgive me if im not acting young but i would rather get an uber than ride a bicycle, burn my thighs for an hour and ride it back home.
 

Sean Connery

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Going to an amp once or even several times a month is much cheaper than dating a Korean girl anyway.

Most (not all) Korean women want instant gratification and are very materialistic. This applies to civvies, amp providers and room salon girls.

If a Korean woman in her 20s tells you that she lives at The Modern or The Hudson and is wearing Balenciaga sneakers and a baseball cap then most likely, she’s a room salon or amp provider. And a rich and older Korean man is paying her rent and taking her shopping in Manhattan because they do not want to be seen in NJ or Flushing. lol.

Don’t get me started with Broad Ave in Palisades Park. lol.

So yeah, I like your idea-go to amp once a month as a start.
 

Simmy

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Going to an amp once or even several times a month is much cheaper than dating a Korean girl anyway.

Most (not all) Korean women want instant gratification and are very materialistic. This applies to civvies, amp providers and room salon girls.

If a Korean woman in her 20s tells you that she lives at The Modern or The Hudson and is wearing Balenciaga sneakers and a baseball cap then most likely, she’s a room salon or amp provider. And a rich and older Korean man is paying her rent and taking her shopping in Manhattan because they do not want to be seen in NJ or Flushing. lol.

Don’t get me started with Broad Ave in Palisades Park. lol.

So yeah, I like your idea-go to amp once a month as a start.
Yeah i feel you. If i can dream, i would find a fairly young (not over 40) woman and be a regular without spending much money. Being a korean would definitely help so once i get the gist of it, i hope i dont regret going to AMP
 

Sean Connery

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Well im more of a find one good place and be a regular than visitng all new places so honestly constantly good services would be nice meaning either one works. But if i have to choose, i would definitely choose korean as i can communicate with them and being a regular would be benefited by conversig in native language
You mentioned that you’re in your early 20s (I envy you lol). Are you into Korean milfs (40 and above)?

Between 2pm to 4pm, many rich Korean milfs will wash their car at Casino car wash off Grand Ave in Palisades Park, NJ. Many of them are rich (rich husbands who do not give a f*ck about them) but very lonely.

Many of them will support and take care of their cubs (a young stallion like you). They will give you an allowance, take you shopping but they will want to meet you at least once a week for a very good f*ck.

They will usually wear sunglasses with heavy makeup and drive a Porsche or a MB.
 

Sean Connery

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Yeah its true. But if i do go, it would be right after work and forgive me if im not acting young but i would rather get an uber than ride a bicycle, burn my thighs for an hour and ride it back home.
Taking an Uber can be expensive. We can visit a Korean amp in Manhattan. I go to NJ twice a week to play golf with my friends so let me know and I can pick you up and we can head to the city. 이쁘고 화끈한 한국 아가씨들은 다 맨해튼에 있어요. ㅋㅋㅋ
 

Simmy

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You mentioned that you’re in your early 20s (I envy you lol). Are you into Korean milfs (40 and above)?

Between 2pm to 4pm, many rich Korean milfs will wash their car at Casino car wash off Grand Ave in Palisades Park, NJ. Many of them are rich (rich husbands who do not give a f*ck about them) but very lonely.

Many of them will support and take care of their cubs (a young stallion like you). They will give you an allowance, take you shopping but they will want to meet you at least once a week for a very good f*ck.

They will usually wear sunglasses with heavy makeup and drive a Porsche or a MB.
Huh ill be honest, i am quite interested in having a cougar of my own. I live nearby so i can just take a glimpse of them. Thanks for the info.
 

Simmy

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Taking an Uber can be expensive. We can visit a Korean amp in Manhattan. I go to NJ twice a week to play golf with my friends so let me know and I can pick you up and we can head to the city. 이쁘고 화끈한 한국 아가씨들은 다 맨해튼에 있어요. ㅋㅋㅋ
아 그렇게 정성들여 도와주시다면 거절은 못하죠 ㅎㅎ im just getting started to understand how AMP is so give me sometime. I promise you, i will remember your offer!
 

Nippleman

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Love the remark on Casino car wash. As true in Flushing. They refer to their husbands as "the other roommate" . Karaoke is a great place to meet them to. They will treat you well!
 

AddyLee

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Hey buddy. Don’t do it. Just don’t. Although we have fun. You are too young to get hooked on this. Go out get a girlfriend and give it a few years. You don’t want an amp to be the way to start your life. It’s hard to quit because of the instant gratification. Do yourself a favor, don’t do it.
Absolutely this. I got into it around when I was 19, 25 now. It’s like a drug.
 

superman06

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simmy!! welcome and ya know what with all the talking points here and this n that i'm still wondering why you haven't seen anyone yet and posted a complete review so we can all see how you "made out" with the amp!! :sleep::confused:
 

CaptGranite

El General de Toastmaster De La Mayoría Inmoral.
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#33
You mentioned that you’re in your early 20s (I envy you lol). Are you into Korean milfs (40 and above)?

Between 2pm to 4pm, many rich Korean milfs will wash their car at Casino car wash off Grand Ave in Palisades Park, NJ. Many of them are rich (rich husbands who do not give a f*ck about them) but very lonely.

Many of them will support and take care of their cubs (a young stallion like you). They will give you an allowance, take you shopping but they will want to meet you at least once a week for a very good f*ck.

They will usually wear sunglasses with heavy makeup and drive a Porsche or a MB.
Many live in my old building in Edgewater......A cast of characters as well as a beatiful Trannie Escort....Gorge Road..
 

Nippleman

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The women I have met have been quite accomplished in English. They are just a little nervous about speaking English. Once they get a comfort zone with you it's no problem. My overall experience with Korean women and Chinese women is that they're very caring. The materialism part... That depends on the quality at the women. I've gone out with some that are really frugal, and others who want Louis Vuitton. I can't say this limited just to Asian women, that's women in general.
 

he112

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Simmy posted a thread late Sunday night that he was on his way to the spa and looking for last minute advice.

I'm pretty sure he Donnie Brasco'd us. Diabolical LE :devilish:
I thought I was the only one who had that feeling. Good to know I wasn’t

Looking forward to his non review and 21 questions and threads next week
 

CaptGranite

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I thought I was the only one who had that feeling. Good to know I wasn’t

Looking forward to his non review and 21 questions and threads next week
I got the same feeling. It's not local- It's ICE and they are going or have been ghosting sites for over a year now. The Gold Coast soon will be a ghost town for Spa's.
 
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