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Next Level Massage - West Chester?

WyndmoorDude

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And there is the final, terrifying truth that "the more you know, the more you know the less you know." But it's the occasional moment of enlightenment, of transcendence, that makes all the bumbling about worthwhile.
 

jjmoose111

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And there is the final, terrifying truth that "the more you know, the more you know the less you know." But it's the occasional moment of enlightenment, of transcendence, that makes all the bumbling about worthwhile.
And there is the final, terrifying truth that "the more you know, the more you know the less you know." But it's the occasional moment of enlightenment, of transcendence, that makes all the bumbling about worthwhile.
WTF Dood??
 

kantuchdis

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It sounds like whats waiting in that trailer ( a trailer no less) is hairy armpits and legs, dirty feet in worn out sandals and incense burning.

But I could be wrong...
 

WyndmoorDude

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kantuchdis ~

I easily understand your comments - I had that exact same attitude you spoke to when the original Woodstock happened in 1969!
"Those dirty hippies and the disgusting looking girls with hairy armpits and hairy legs and etc."
They probably all have venereal disease, of course - how could they not was my warped teeny brain/narrow minded thinking in 1969!

I had bought our society's lies in 1969 - lies still going on today, of course!!!
In 1969, I was working as a Mechanical Engineer in industry with a flat top crew cut, plastic pocket protector, slide rule and etc.
I also had a wife, a two year old son and a home with the all-American white picket fence, ha ha ha, and was quite an extreme right winger joining the John Birch Society.

In 1970 I got pivoted out of my ME career path and the next day I was working in direct-to-consumer straight commission sales in residential roofing on the Main Line here locally and crossed paths with many people and many things that caused a major transformation for me and with me - two of those big primary things was the mind expansion that is part of LSD and Mushroom psychedelics along with pot, and partnered with my first love - music > that being jazz and classical - but this time the music was all about the psychedelic music scene in the Bay area of San Francisco - you ever hear of that "hippie band" named The Grateful Dead? The Dead were, literally speaking, the Tip Of That Musical Iceberg in the Bay area in 1969, yes!
There was so much more mind expansion music happening then and it all was mostly birthed in the Bay area out West!!

I have never looked back and have zero regrets about my life pre 1970 other than a keen awareness to be most grateful that I did not live my life in that :straight" Engineering world!
I got lucky and escaped that straight world forever at age 28 in June of 1970, thru no doing on my part!
That world, I now know, was a prison for me of my own creation - very common among us humans, yes!
About that, please see / listen to "The Eagles and their Hotel California tune.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lyrics = https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/eagles/hotelcalifornia.html
And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"

The tune =

That song has been described as being "all about American decadence and burnout, too much money, corruption, drugs and arrogance; too little humility and heart." It has also been interpreted as an allegory about hedonism, self-destruction, and greed in the music industry of the late 1970s.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Today, my health is very good or better than ever, still rockin at 81 years!
I'm a marathon runner, I wear my long white hair in a ponytail that is halfway down my back and a whole lot more of mostly invisible transformation, to now live in a most joyful and happy life drenched with Inner Peace and Serenity and . . . Non-Duality!

Your comments are Dualistic.

Non Duality is a doctrine of classic Brahmanism holding that the essential unity of all is real whereas duality and plurality are phenomenal illusion and that matter is materialized energy which in turn is the temporal manifestation of an incorporeal spiritual eternal essence constituting the innermost self of all things.
~ or, said another way ~
Non-dualistic traditions often assert that ultimate reality is a unified, undivided whole, and any apparent distinctions or separations are illusions. The term “non-dual” is derived from the Sanskrit word “advaita,” which means “not two” or “non-dual.”

* * * Now,that you have that background . . . back to your (perceived dark) comments you shared with us ... and with all respect to you - you are 180 degrees OFF TARGET on absolutely everything you spoke to - except for one item, that being the burning incense.
Perhaps she will burn incense and/or I'll bring some with me to our next session!!!

As you now know, I have lived on both sides of that fence and you now have my rebuttal to your comments!

Thank you for reading, and . . .
Thank y'all for being here for the rest of us guys - - IT'S ALL GOOD!

Thank you!

ps: "There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments, and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance—that principle is contempt prior to investigation." -Attributed to Herbert Spencer but most likely a derivative quote from William Paley.
 

woodmore

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kantuchdis ~

I easily understand your comments - I had that exact same attitude you spoke to when the original Woodstock happened in 1969!
"Those dirty hippies and the disgusting looking girls with hairy armpits and hairy legs and etc."
They probably all have venereal disease, of course - how could they not was my warped teeny brain/narrow minded thinking in 1969!

I had bought our society's lies in 1969 - lies still going on today, of course!!!
In 1969, I was working as a Mechanical Engineer in industry with a flat top crew cut, plastic pocket protector, slide rule and etc.
I also had a wife, a two year old son and a home with the all-American white picket fence, ha ha ha, and was quite an extreme right winger joining the John Birch Society.

In 1970 I got pivoted out of my ME career path and the next day I was working in direct-to-consumer straight commission sales in residential roofing on the Main Line here locally and crossed paths with many people and many things that caused a major transformation for me and with me - two of those big primary things was the mind expansion that is part of LSD and Mushroom psychedelics along with pot, and partnered with my first love - music > that being jazz and classical - but this time the music was all about the psychedelic music scene in the Bay area of San Francisco - you ever hear of that "hippie band" named The Grateful Dead? The Dead were, literally speaking, the Tip Of That Musical Iceberg in the Bay area in 1969, yes!
There was so much more mind expansion music happening then and it all was mostly birthed in the Bay area out West!!

I have never looked back and have zero regrets about my life pre 1970 other than a keen awareness to be most grateful that I did not live my life in that :straight" Engineering world!
I got lucky and escaped that straight world forever at age 28 in June of 1970, thru no doing on my part!
That world, I now know, was a prison for me of my own creation - very common among us humans, yes!
About that, please see / listen to "The Eagles and their Hotel California tune.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lyrics = https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/eagles/hotelcalifornia.html
And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"

The tune =

That song has been described as being "all about American decadence and burnout, too much money, corruption, drugs and arrogance; too little humility and heart." It has also been interpreted as an allegory about hedonism, self-destruction, and greed in the music industry of the late 1970s.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Today, my health is very good or better than ever, still rockin at 81 years!
I'm a marathon runner, I wear my long white hair in a ponytail that is halfway down my back and a whole lot more of mostly invisible transformation, to now live in a most joyful and happy life drenched with Inner Peace and Serenity and . . . Non-Duality!

Your comments are Dualistic.

Non Duality is a doctrine of classic Brahmanism holding that the essential unity of all is real whereas duality and plurality are phenomenal illusion and that matter is materialized energy which in turn is the temporal manifestation of an incorporeal spiritual eternal essence constituting the innermost self of all things.
~ or, said another way ~
Non-dualistic traditions often assert that ultimate reality is a unified, undivided whole, and any apparent distinctions or separations are illusions. The term “non-dual” is derived from the Sanskrit word “advaita,” which means “not two” or “non-dual.”

* * * Now,that you have that background . . . back to your (perceived dark) comments you shared with us ... and with all respect to you - you are 180 degrees OFF TARGET on absolutely everything you spoke to - except for one item, that being the burning incense.
Perhaps she will burn incense and/or I'll bring some with me to our next session!!!

As you now know, I have lived on both sides of that fence and you now have my rebuttal to your comments!

Thank you for reading, and . . .
Thank y'all for being here for the rest of us guys - - IT'S ALL GOOD!

Thank you!

ps: "There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments, and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance—that principle is contempt prior to investigation." -Attributed to Herbert Spencer but most likely a derivative quote from William Paley.
sounds like an ideal spot for some country comfort.

I saw Grandma yesterday down at the store
Well, she's really going fine for eighty-four
But she asked me if sometime I'd fix her barn
Poor old girl, she needs a hand to run the farm

And it's good old country comfort in my bones
Just the sweetest sound my ears have ever known
Just an old-fashioned feeling fully grown
Country comfort's in a truck that's goin' home
 

WyndmoorDude

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I've received several PMs (which I've answered) requesting more info on this Next Level Massage provider.
I understand your requests and I would be doing the same, of course.
So, for those of you interested, here's what I've got to share:

First, this provider is very private, operates under the radar and it is most important for her to keep it that way!!!
She loves her life and knows the importance of protecting herself and her lifestyle from whatever weirdness is always out there lurking for us all, and especially for a single female.

On the Physical plane, on the outside - - she is a very pretty red white and blue all American girl from Chester County and not from a far away Asian land - for whatever that may be worth to you? It's worth a lot to me, yes!
I would guess her age to be approx 50, I don;t know?
She's got a beautiful sweet kind loving soft and humble personality, so nice!

On the Spiritual plane, on the inside - - - she is a Beacon of Light!

She has received good massage school training, has years of experience, and her TM massage is probably better than any available from most all AMPs, no surprise there, of course!

I am 81 and no longer interested in FS and have zero clue about her with that?
However, we had a bunch of adult fun together and y'all should know that sometimes you just gotta "read between the lines" in the pursuit of our hobby, yes!

* * * One note of what I feel is probably significant is that we are both Deadheads and there is a very unique phenomenon of connection that goes with that - a connection that you're either down with or you're not, and is mostly impossible to explain that phenomenon other than to say we both had an instant positive first connection and that connection allowed a blissful experience for me which may or (possibly) may not have happened were it not for that magical mystical cosmic connection made possible by us both being the Heads that we are.
Good Karma ~ ~ ~ our stars were definitely in the right place last Sunday morning and our Spirit Guides were in sync doing the things that Spirit Guides do!!!

I believe a session with her will probably be unlike any AMP experience you've ever had, and also, perhaps more enjoyable too?
For example:
Her business is located in a very private and beautiful area in a farmland-type setting and is far removed from any/all commercial activity.
Tomorrow she is setting up her Hot Tub outside for us all - now that our warmer weather is permitting that, so nice!
She is one of us ~ highly intelligent and easy to talk with bout things we would talk about with our friends.

Nothin' shakin' on shakedown street, used to be the heart of town
Don't tell me this town ain't got no heart, you just gotta poke around

Well, well, well, you can never tell
You just gotta poke around
You just gotta poke around

Nothing to tell now
Let the words be yours
I'm done with mine

Thank you!
 

synergy

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I had seen her add on CL and found myself pausing and contemplating because it seemed like a unique setting. With your comments Dude, well I am now very very curious.
 

bs2000

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Messages: 505
Reviews: 45
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I've received several PMs (which I've answered) requesting more info on this Next Level Massage provider.
I understand your requests and I would be doing the same, of course.
So, for those of you interested, here's what I've got to share:

First, this provider is very private, operates under the radar and it is most important for her to keep it that way!!!
She loves her life and knows the importance of protecting herself and her lifestyle from whatever weirdness is always out there lurking for us all, and especially for a single female.

On the Physical plane, on the outside - - she is a very pretty red white and blue all American girl from Chester County and not from a far away Asian land - for whatever that may be worth to you? It's worth a lot to me, yes!
I would guess her age to be approx 50, I don;t know?
She's got a beautiful sweet kind loving soft and humble personality, so nice!

On the Spiritual plane, on the inside - - - she is a Beacon of Light!

She has received good massage school training, has years of experience, and her TM massage is probably better than any available from most all AMPs, no surprise there, of course!

I am 81 and no longer interested in FS and have zero clue about her with that?
However, we had a bunch of adult fun together and y'all should know that sometimes you just gotta "read between the lines" in the pursuit of our hobby, yes!

* * * One note of what I feel is probably significant is that we are both Deadheads and there is a very unique phenomenon of connection that goes with that - a connection that you're either down with or you're not, and is mostly impossible to explain that phenomenon other than to say we both had an instant positive first connection and that connection allowed a blissful experience for me which may or (possibly) may not have happened were it not for that magical mystical cosmic connection made possible by us both being the Heads that we are.
Good Karma ~ ~ ~ our stars were definitely in the right place last Sunday morning and our Spirit Guides were in sync doing the things that Spirit Guides do!!!

I believe a session with her will probably be unlike any AMP experience you've ever had, and also, perhaps more enjoyable too?
For example:
Her business is located in a very private and beautiful area in a farmland-type setting and is far removed from any/all commercial activity.
Tomorrow she is setting up her Hot Tub outside for us all - now that our warmer weather is permitting that, so nice!
She is one of us ~ highly intelligent and easy to talk with bout things we would talk about with our friends.

Nothin' shakin' on shakedown street, used to be the heart of town
Don't tell me this town ain't got no heart, you just gotta poke around

Well, well, well, you can never tell
You just gotta poke around
You just gotta poke around

Nothing to tell now
Let the words be yours
I'm done with mine

Thank you!
Have been reading your posts for quite a while. Good honest values. I sold my soul to the company store and then was part of a management flattening initiative that affected many of my long loyal tenured colleagues, but it wasn't age discrimination !!! My mantra then became Ray Steven's Mr Businessman, and I have lived by that approach for almost as long as you are !!! Keep on Truckin pal !!!
 

PintOrQuart

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I spent the better part of my lunch break imbibing this entire thread. I feel as though I should leave work early on this sunny day and go west, patchouli be damned! I hope my Corvair will make the trip!! Good reading all around.
 

WyndmoorDude

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Lucky you, a proud (I’m sure) owner of one of dem amazing Chevy Corvairs ~ an American engineering marvel put to an early death by Ralph Nader and his “Unsafe At Any Speed” publication.
I believe Nader to be a good guy and his heart was in the right place with his anti-Corvair campaign ~ that’s how our democracy works and lucky, us we got our democracy … as far from perfect that it is, what with all the never ending corruption!
The good, the bad and the ugly is what we got here in our wonderful red, white ‘n blue homeland!
We’re all just passing thru and we’re all lucky to be here doin that journey, yes!
Lucky us!
 

Livingthedream

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I had a session last night with her, reading everything on here describes her well, caring lady, very therapeutic massage, treat her well and you’ll have a nice time, I vibed with her and had a rewarding session, and a great meatball sandwich before leaving, no PM’s please, if you’re on the fence about her she’s not your style, happy hunting gentleman.
 
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