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Not A Song Writer And May Be Retarded????

feetguy1

Registered Member
Messages: 422
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#23
My provider is a beauty queen from an amp
I am very blessed to be with a beauty queen
Because she said I am the only American
Who will back walk on my back during session

She said her name is Bao as she caused
A scene of sunset on my eyes where my head
And eyes turned around to see the one who
Will massage on my back with beautiful feet

And special lotion who will dance on my back
With confidence and without bars because she is
Full of beautiful heart and beautiful feet
Because she is very precious with our love

Before your eyes is Bao
Before your brain is Bao
Before your ears is Bao
And before the dawn of each new day is Bao

Our Spirit told me to cherish and treasure Bao
Because Bao is a precious girl saying
I am the One and Bao is my lover

For 365 day and 365 nights
Our Spirit is on our side
Who could tolerate when we are busy
With our plans because we danced on

The massage table to always think and feel
Twice before we danced on the table massage
To show how much we care with deep love
And Bao said I am her American lover

Do not go around breaking Bao’s heart
Because she came and stood right by me
Side by side and heart by heart every day
Smelling her wonderful body aroma

And her delicious and spicy cooking
Where her body and cooking aroma
Turned my heart on Red every day
And every night because Bao is my lover!

I am her lover too because we depend
On our hearts and spirit to guide us
Into our wonderful lives every day
Through our precious bleeding red hearts!

NOTE: Bao is a fake name to protect her identity.
I like the 2nd and 3rd paragraph. I love an Asian lady walking on my back with their beautiful bare feet.
 

Srhsrh

Registered Member
Messages: 1,200
Reviews: 3
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#24
wo jende shi wan guotie

I really like potstickers.

...nice...

hai hao
Hey, long time no see. Someone said yesterday you were gone from this site. Since he’s wrong about virtually everything else, I shoulda expected you posting the next day.
Personally still struggling to learn decent Chinese and lately have given up on pinyin. For me it leads to too many mispronunciations, in the south China cities I frequent.
 

Colonellingus

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Messages: 78
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Hey, long time no see. Someone said yesterday you were gone from this site. Since he’s wrong about virtually everything else, I shoulda expected you posting the next day.
Personally still struggling to learn decent Chinese and lately have given up on pinyin. For me it leads to too many mispronunciations, in the south China cities I frequent.
Nah.

I was just resting ; )

So you're no longer residing in Korea?

How did the lean down diet experiment turn out?

I've lost 90 lbs in 6 months down from 280 to 190, a tight 42-44 to a loose 32-33.

It feels good. I want to start doing more positive things for myself and those I care about in my life.

I wonder what PAPERPUSHER, INTENSEMALE, KINGOTIS, VERYRANDY, TOMVONMETER, MYBACKISKILLINGME, ARIESGUY and dozens more kindred souls are doing?

All very intense, experienced Hobbyists, one and all.

In memoriam, R.I.P SWENSON. He was a really nice down to earth guy.
 

Srhsrh

Registered Member
Messages: 1,200
Reviews: 3
Joined
#27
Nah.

I was just resting ; )

So you're no longer residing in Korea?

How did the lean down diet experiment turn out?

I've lost 90 lbs in 6 months down from 280 to 190, a tight 42-44 to a loose 32-33.

It feels good. I want to start doing more positive things for myself and those I care about in my life.

I wonder what PAPERPUSHER, INTENSEMALE, KINGOTIS, VERYRANDY, TOMVONMETER, MYBACKISKILLINGME, ARIESGUY and dozens more kindred souls are doing?

All very intense, experienced Hobbyists, one and all.

In memoriam, R.I.P SWENSON. He was a really nice down to earth guy.

I’m half and half between USA and Korea. I’d like to be more full time in Korea, too much work here. The mongering is certainly much better in Seoul these days than the metro area. The food is phenomenal, and the daily women watching is unreal in Seoul with all this concentration on plastic surgery.

I’m holding steady for a year now, down 100. I don’t really miss any of the junk I used to eat. Diabetes gone. High blood pressure gone, no more viagra. Hope yours stays off too.

ClaraBow passed on also. Another nice throwback guy. You’d never know from the way we argued online, but I dearly loved him. Some people just realize friendship is more important than stupid politics.
 
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