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Not Hot Celebrities Hollywood Keeps Promoting

Michael_Choo

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There's a "celebrities you wish they were a provider" post trending. But I wanted to vent: I get so angry when I see these sub 5s that Hollywood keeps/kept promoting as 10s. I'm not talking about the obvious ones like Lizzo. Feel free to add.

Tessa Thompson. She was nude in Westworld. Awkward.
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Florence Pugh. She was topless in Oppenheimer. Ugh.
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Constance Wu. She's a Koreatown bar hard 5.
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Anna Kendrick. That's just a small white girl in with hair and make up done.


Zendaya. That's a trannie bro.
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markkennedy

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I never heard of those other girls, and yes they are all unattractive, but, ANNA KENDRICK? She has that "I just smelled a fart" face, and that's serious cuteness.

But the promotion of non-classically beautiful or hot girls is part of the conditioning program. All the 5s of the universe know you're a pig for rating them, so they tell you that YOUR opinion of beauty is wrong, and you will lose your job and everything else if you don't comply. For me, I love mombods, and especially girls with unique features or asymmetric features. Plus grandfather always said "6s and 7s make the world go round." His advice has never been wrong in my almost five decades in the universe, and I feel like I'm going to stick with it. But fsck the feudal lords who force these beasts on me like THEIR opinion of beauty matters.

Taylor Swift has the "I just smelled a fart" face too. But with her, she likely follows it up with "and it was me!"
 

markkennedy

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You know I never heard of the Florence Pugh, but I just go to look at photography of her. She's cute, but I HATE nose jewelry, and it would be very very likely that thing would end up down the drain of her shower or under the floor mat of my car. She has a severe case of crow's feet, is she an older provider?
 

AutomaticSlim

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Just sticking to younger ones here. I already did an "alltime" thread.

-Bree Larsen - 6.5/10 looks but her God awful personality makes her a 2/10 overall. She's horrible. Worst on the list.
-Michelle Rodriguez - 4.8/10
-Jennifer Lawrence - 7 face but 5'9" with a big, tall 5.5/10 body so 6.25
-Elle Fanning - 6.5/10 - nothing to write home about
-The girl from Harry Potter - 6/10

One old one I did not mention in the other thread.

- Maria Conchita Alonso - 5/10 I never got the appeal
 

Redrain

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There's a "celebrities you wish they were a provider" post trending. But I wanted to vent: I get so angry when I see these sub 5s that Hollywood keeps/kept promoting as 10s. I'm not talking about the obvious ones like Lizzo. Feel free to add.

Tessa Thompson. She was nude in Westworld. Awkward.
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Florence Pugh. She was topless in Oppenheimer. Ugh.
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Constance Wu. She's a Koreatown bar hard 5.
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Anna Kendrick. That's just a small white girl in with hair and make up done.


Zendaya. That's a trannie bro.
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Hollywood may be promoting them but not really as sex symbols. Anna Kendrick isn't being promoted in the same way that Meghan Fox or Pamela Anderson (I know, I'm old!) was.

Even Zendaya's public image isn't sexy/lust so much as cool and stylish. Same for Tessa Thompson.

Think of it like this. Whenever Daniel Day Lewis, Jim Carry, or Robert Downey Jr are in anything, Hollywood tends to get behind them, but not because they are sex symbols.

Lewis is a great dramatic actor, Robert Downey Jr is cool, and Jim Carry is funny.
 

markkennedy

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da, the conditioning program is for us to see female actresses as successful and not as sex objects. I get it, women want to be people and not fucktoys, but men get erections from hot chicks, not girls who are witty and wear the top clothing styles.

Also, I feel there is an element of post-metoo, like the studio says "look, peasants, we are pushing all these non-hot ladies to make sure you see that we aren't roping them at the casting couch anymore... LOOK at them! They are SO HOT because they don't give BJs to directors! And they even think about stuff and drive cars!"
 

markkennedy

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OMG. Because I'm clicking my phone and waiting for the Eagles game to start, I checked to see what this Lizzo thing you are mentioning is. Sir. FSCK YOU :). LMAO that thing is terrible. Whomever is promoting her in films and popular culture shall be drawn and quartered. I will find out who it is and they will pay for sure. Or, I'll just enjoy the football game and bleach my eyes. Either way, GOWE BARDS!~

Love this topic too btw thanks, except for the Lizzo thing.
 

richardp2918

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Just sticking to younger ones here. I already did an "alltime" thread.

-Bree Larsen - 6.5/10 looks but her God awful personality makes her a 2/10 overall. She's horrible. Worst on the list.
-Michelle Rodriguez - 4.8/10
-Jennifer Lawrence - 7 face but 5'9" with a big, tall 5.5/10 body so 6.25
-Elle Fanning - 6.5/10 - nothing to write home about
-The girl from Harry Potter - 6/10

One old one I did not mention in the other thread.

- Maria Conchita Alonso - 5/10 I never got the appeal
Brie Larson, I absolutely despise her...mediocre looks at best and the absolute worst personality.

Emma Watson...I kind of dig her.

Constance Wu, despite being an absolute nut job, she really turns me on. I dig the nice prim and proper regular asian girl next door look.
 
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