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Oddest Provider you tried?

America1375

Review Contributor
Messages: 52
Reviews: 15
Joined
#4
OK. I visited a midget provider on 4th Avenue in Brooklyn at a Hotel she was incalling at. The session wasn't bad actually. I'd give it a 8 out of 10. I later discovered that she went on to do "little people" porn. She was very friendly and open to all the positions.
Mind sharing her info ?
 

Fenrich

Registered Member
Messages: 364
Reviews: 16
Joined
#9
I’ll go back to pre-Y2K before everything was on the internet and was through ads. I saw a crazy Russian. I one that could be considered and oxymoron to some. She was actually pretty and had a decent bod. But the berating started from the moment we were undressed and on the bed. She seemed to hate men or at least men who see escorts...like her. SMH. I listened for almost 30 minutes how vile and disgusting I was to her...between her moans of pleasure. Lol. Really very bizarre session. I made sure when I was ready to cum that I ripped off the cover and blasted one rope to her chin and nose. And the insults continued while I got dressed. Left and told her - see you next week. Which I never did of course. But you have to have a sense of humor!
 

Brandolkt

Review Devil
Messages: 510
Reviews: 31
Joined
#15
Kali is kinda odd. She was telling me about having 'visions'. Good time, though.
Lmao yeah. She talked told me all sorts of shit. She even mentioned being the center of a voluntary gangbang back in her young days.

But now that I think about it, the oddest thing I’ve ever done wasn’t even with a provider. Me and my boy just spit roasted a chick once. He smashed her out from behind while she gave me head.

This was almost ten years ago though and I don’t know. I’d probably never do that again, but hey, for the right chick, you never know. It’s a classic memory that we both share now until the end of our days.
 

sinyalekf

Woof Woof
Messages: 2,158
Reviews: 37
Joined
#17
Is this odd? I double teamed a Mexican provider in Tijuana back in 1991. Just like
Brandolkt we split roasted her then both blasted her face. I think it was like $ for the both of us. It would've been three on one but the 3d guy pussed out.
 

Staten14

Review Contributor
Messages: 111
Reviews: 14
Joined
#18
I waited for a provider for 45 minutes once. Obviously wouldn’t normally do this, but i was her regular. When i left she begged me to come back and said her sister has cancer and thats the only reason she does this anyways to help her sis and that she was “on the phone with her sister”. I didnt go back, and she dropped some F bombs. I wonder if its true.
 

sinyalekf

Woof Woof
Messages: 2,158
Reviews: 37
Joined
#19
I waited for a provider for 45 minutes once. Obviously wouldn’t normally do this, but i was her regular. When i left she begged me to come back and said her sister has cancer and thats the only reason she does this anyways to help her sis and that she was “on the phone with her sister”. I didnt go back, and she dropped some F bombs. I wonder if its true.
Could be. I had a provider blow me, then ask me to drop her off at staples to buy school supplies. She stated she needed to do escorting to get her daughter what she needed for school.
 

askarshox

Registered Member
Messages: 21
Joined
#20
had a women in her 30's she used to be fat and i saw her after 2 or 3 years she lost big time weight and all her skin was loose she had a pretty face ended up getting hj finish couldn't do fs with all that loose skin
 
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