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Pre-game Rituals

Pregame Ritual

  • Nothing

    Votes: 27 35.5%
  • Drink

    Votes: 11 14.5%
  • Smoke

    Votes: 11 14.5%
  • Masturbate

    Votes: 15 19.7%
  • Abstain

    Votes: 27 35.5%
  • Other (specify below)

    Votes: 6 7.9%

  • Total voters
    76

Rubbed-n-Rimmed

Registered Member
Messages: 24
Reviews: 2
Joined
#1
Alright gents! What are your pregame rituals?
I get a bit buzzed prior to ensure I get my full hours worth...
I've thought about taking care of myself prior, but figured I wouldn't want to lessen the experience. I've even held off on any self care for days prior...

What about you?
 

Koondog

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Messages: 5,269
Reviews: 27
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#7
Try to wait at least 5 days between visits to its easier to get junior going. Use a full bottle of Samurai X an hour beforehand. Always go on an empty stomach.
 

cabinet

Registered Member
Messages: 31
Reviews: 1
Joined
#9
I never masturbate before. I did a few times and felt like I cheated myself out of the best possible experience. I drink Sometimes but mostly I do nothing.
 

YoungLooking24

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Messages: 4,401
Reviews: 30
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#13
Those things actually work? Just get you hard or builds up stamina?
Yeah they work but there's a reason why it wasn't approved by the FDA.

As a nurse, you'd be surprised how many young men come in because of heart problems. I'm not saying it's all because of these erection pills but most of these pills are NOT safe.

What good is a rock hard erection if you've passed out while railing your provider doggie style and having to wake up to crying spa girls and locals asking you, "hey man what the hell did you take? Let me ask you more questions at the station".
 

gc2002

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Messages: 348
Reviews: 26
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#14
Yeah they work but there's a reason why it wasn't approved by the FDA.

As a nurse, you'd be surprised how many young men come in because of heart problems. I'm not saying it's all because of these erection pills but most of these pills are NOT safe.

What good is a rock hard erection if you've passed out while railing your provider doggie style and having to wake up to crying spa girls and locals asking you, "hey man what the hell did you take? Let me ask you more questions at the station".

You know what's safer and more natural? Pomegranate juice, it's *loaded* with antioxidants that help with blood flow. Trust me it works, have a few bottles in the day or so leading up to a visit and you'll have a pretty good rager when you need one.
 

YoYoDorito

Registered Member
Messages: 35
Reviews: 11
Joined
#15
In my early days, my buddy and I would go to the massage parlor after a night of drinking. As years have gone on, I’ve come to realize, I just prefer to go normal. The experience as a whole is so much better in my opinion.
 

Dc46

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Messages: 1,493
Reviews: 29
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#18
Yeah they work but there's a reason why it wasn't approved by the FDA.

As a nurse, you'd be surprised how many young men come in because of heart problems. I'm not saying it's all because of these erection pills but most of these pills are NOT safe.

What good is a rock hard erection if you've passed out while railing your provider doggie style and having to wake up to crying spa girls and locals asking you, "hey man what the hell did you take? Let me ask you more questions at the station".
You are a nurse now???? Lolololololol
 

lsklkng

Registered Member
Messages: 321
Reviews: 7
Joined
#19
Yeah they work but there's a reason why it wasn't approved by the FDA.

As a nurse, you'd be surprised how many young men come in because of heart problems. I'm not saying it's all because of these erection pills but most of these pills are NOT safe.

What good is a rock hard erection if you've passed out while railing your provider doggie style and having to wake up to crying spa girls and locals asking you, "hey man what the hell did you take? Let me ask you more questions at the station".
As a nurse, are you required to relieve those guys' pain when you see them arrive at the hospital with hard rock erections and heart problems?
 
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