Hard to when we only have one of those reviews here, and you called her Candy, and wasn't even sure of her name, even after knowing her for 4 years:
https://www.ampreviews.net/index.php?threads/review-good-therapeutic-massage.7227/
Only reason I was sure you were talking about Cindy is that you got the address correct.
And I'm going to side with the other two gents. I've been reading this thread since it was started. You do come across as a bit over anxious. The Kraft escape door may be a joke, but speculating they've been busted when you clearly have Cindy's private number didn't come across as funny.