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Review: 75th street in jackson heights

RickeyRomance

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Guys here we go again...

Wide yet Flat ass? Ugh
"Feminine pouch " = Gunt
Tear drop shape breasts (natural or not, doesn't sound appealing)
Trying to put the condom on while you were soft
No BJ
Oh you so big routine
Only 3 minutes penetration

STOP SAYING "YES" TO "RECOMMEND". This is a hard "NO" for 90% of mongers.

This sounds like a Golem creature. Stop patronizing these disgusting 98 Mott rejects and let them die off.

These creatures need to be culled from Jackson Heights
Word up. Bro, you have no idea how many times I drive up and down and up and down Roosevelt hoping and praying to see a provider that I'm even MODERATELY attracted to. It's a complete dog show. Especially when you have unbelievably attractive Latin women with their small waists, big boobs and butts and pretty faces just walking around going to work and stuff. It's like being at a picnic with delicious free gourmet food that you can't have and your only choice is expired milk and runny eggs for $10 a pop. I'm absolutely done settling. If I'm not attracted to it, I'm not spending money on it.
 

Baiter

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Word up. Bro, you have no idea how many times I drive up and down and up and down Roosevelt hoping and praying to see a provider that I'm even MODERATELY attracted to. It's a complete dog show. Especially when you have unbelievably attractive Latin women with their small waists, big boobs and butts and pretty faces just walking around going to work and stuff. It's like being at a picnic with delicious free gourmet food that you can't have and your only choice is expired milk and runny eggs for $10 a pop. I'm absolutely done settling. If I'm not attracted to it, I'm not spending money on it.
I hear you bro. If they were all proficient at doing the work it would be a different story. But its hit and miss even with the latinas. The best I've come across was this Bangladeshi girl Mary. $100 plus spa fee $40. Total $140 and my favorite Asian girl Jenn who is in China now. Shes a short fat girl now. Too much drinking but she was a dime when I met her. Now shes a kind of cute Miss Piggy who a BBC slut. I miss my Jenn. And she was $80.
 

Baiter

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I hear you bro. If they were all proficient at doing the work it would be a different story. But its hit and miss even with the latinas. The best I've come across was this Bangladeshi girl Mary. $100 plus spa fee $40. Total $140 and my favorite Asian girl Jenn who is in China now. Shes a short fat girl now. Too much drinking but she was a dime when I met her. Now shes a kind of cute Miss Piggy who a BBC slut. I miss my Jenn. And she was $80.
Most of the latinas got plastic tits and ass now. They're ridiculous with their shit. They put on these oversized tits and asses so when they get old and fat theyll have something to hold up their dress. I can't fuck with that. Give me some natural shit. I'd take the girl or granny next door over that man made shit any day.
 

Rombulous

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Most of the latinas got plastic tits and ass now. They're ridiculous with their shit. They put on these oversized tits and asses so when they get old and fat theyll have something to hold up their dress. I can't fuck with that. Give me some natural shit. I'd take the girl or granny next door over that man made shit any day.
Back in the 90s it was pure bred plantain booty

Now it's hydrogen oxide quartzinine booty
 

Baiter

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Back in the 90s it was pure bred plantain booty

Now it's hydrogen oxide quartzinine booty
It's a shame, a got damn dirty shame!!!! That was a period when the hoes were down! There wasn't no such thing a a hoe that couldn't do it all and do it fight. The new imports got a long way to go! Drop em in my old negrohood and they'll be right in 6 months or less. Fa rea
 
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