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Review: Absecon Massage

Harvala

Registered Member
Messages: 450
Reviews: 27
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#2
That's a genuine Vichy shower there. Def an experience not to be missed. They get you all soaped up and scrub with exfoliating pads leaves you with a clean you never dreamed of.
They have one in EHT and Lavender, but Lavender isn't using their's currently. VIP has a very nice tiled shelf for.table shower. Some places its just a padded bench covered in waterproof naugahyde
Def get your ass.scrubbed every chance you get
 

continentaljo

Review Contributor
Messages: 281
Reviews: 18
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#7
Remember guys, those exfoliating pads have been used on hundreds of bodies over the weeks and are full of bacteria, grime, dead skin, gook, slime, debris, fecal matter,
hair, sludge, mold, mushrooms, mildew, pathogens, single-celled organisms, goo, gunk, goop, dung, fungus, muck, filth, soil, toe jam, follicles, dirt, semen, grease, guck, nastiness, crud, Hep A, Heb B, Hep C, boogies, pus, earwax, and maybe some Covid. ...and the robes...Yuck. I always refuse both.
 

Meloveu

Go fuck yourself
Messages: 623
Reviews: 43
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Remember guys, those exfoliating pads have been used on hundreds of bodies over the weeks and are full of bacteria, grime, dead skin, gook, slime, debris, fecal matter,
hair, sludge, mold, mushrooms, mildew, pathogens, single-celled organisms, goo, gunk, goop, dung, fungus, muck, filth, soil, toe jam, follicles, dirt, semen, grease, guck, nastiness, crud, Hep A, Heb B, Hep C, boogies, pus, earwax, and maybe some Covid. ...and the robes...Yuck. I always refuse both.
Not Boogies? Oh no
 

RockyJ

Review Contributor
Messages: 584
Reviews: 51
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Remember guys, those exfoliating pads have been used on hundreds of bodies over the weeks and are full of bacteria, grime, dead skin, gook, slime, debris, fecal matter,
hair, sludge, mold, mushrooms, mildew, pathogens, single-celled organisms, goo, gunk, goop, dung, fungus, muck, filth, soil, toe jam, follicles, dirt, semen, grease, guck, nastiness, crud, Hep A, Heb B, Hep C, boogies, pus, earwax, and maybe some Covid. ...and the robes...Yuck. I always refuse both.
I never touch those flip flops or shower shoes either. I'll take my chances going barefoot.
 
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