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Review: Aloha spa; JenniFUN(Jennifer)

LLuger

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Title: Review: Aloha spa; JenniFUN(Jennifer)
Date: Sep 14, 2018
Phone: (973) 748-7277
City: Bloomfield
State: NJ
Address: Bloomfield ave (address # is hilarious)
Activities: Massage
Age Estimate: 45
Nationality: Latina
Physical Description: Rubenesque. Not a bbw, however. Natural DDD that do defy age and gravity.
Summary: Sweet accomodating lady. Uses alot of oil. Nice attendant to chill and get relaxed with.

Recommendation: Yes
 

Shawnbags01

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Title: Review: Aloha spa; JenniFUN(Jennifer)
Date: Sep 14, 2018
Phone: (973) 748-7277
City: Bloomfield
State: NJ
Address: Bloomfield ave (address # is hilarious)
Activities: Massage
Age Estimate: 45
Nationality: Latina
Physical Description: Rubenesque. Not a bbw, however. Natural DDD that do defy age and gravity.
Summary: Sweet accomodating lady. Uses alot of oil. Nice attendant to chill and get relaxed with.

Recommendation: Yes
But like, is she too fat though? Weight estimate?
 

YoungLooking24

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Is it mostly Latina or Asian here?
It's a mixture of both. I went here during the start of my comeback years ago.

Btw in order to read the details, all you have to do is quote the original post, the review then becomes visible, even if you haven't posted a review.

Just something the web maker didn't think of as of yet. So until he fixes this, the reviews are available for all to read, as long as you quote the original post with the review.
 

LLuger

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But like, is she too fat though? Weight estimate?
What is too fat? Re read my post. It does better than many in painting a picture albeit not spoon feeding you.
A guesstimate is she's 5'6" 150 to 160 ibs.
Bone structure and fitness levels are a better indication of how someone looks than just numbers. Of course numbers combined with the former are the sweet spot in approximating , in YOUR OWN imagination, some context in determining if your personal taste might match up with the attendant.
 

Shawnbags01

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What is too fat? Re read my post. It does better than many in painting a picture albeit not spoon feeding you.
A guesstimate is she's 5'6" 150 to 160 ibs.
Bone structure and fitness levels are a better indication of how someone looks than just numbers. Of course numbers combined with the former are the sweet spot in approximating , in YOUR OWN imagination, some context in determining if your personal taste might match up with the attendant.
Sounds good, what was the damage?
 

Jandujar92

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Title: Review: Aloha spa; JenniFUN(Jennifer)
Date: Sep 14, 2018
Phone: (973) 748-7277
City: Bloomfield
State: NJ
Address: Bloomfield ave (address # is hilarious)
Activities: Massage
Age Estimate: 45
Nationality: Latina
Physical Description: Rubenesque. Not a bbw, however. Natural DDD that do defy age and gravity.
Summary: Sweet accomodating lady. Uses alot of oil. Nice attendant to chill and get relaxed with.

Recommendation: Yes
 

Dillydilly

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Title: Review: Aloha spa; JenniFUN(Jennifer)
Date: Sep 14, 2018
Phone: (973) 748-7277
City: Bloomfield
State: NJ
Address: Bloomfield ave (address # is hilarious)
Activities: Massage
Age Estimate: 45
Nationality: Latina
Physical Description: Rubenesque. Not a bbw, however. Natural DDD that do defy age and gravity.
Summary: Sweet accomodating lady. Uses alot of oil. Nice attendant to chill and get relaxed with.

Recommendation: Yes
 

yjs2103

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Title: Review: Aloha spa; JenniFUN(Jennifer)
Date: Sep 14, 2018
Phone: (973) 748-7277
City: Bloomfield
State: NJ
Address: Bloomfield ave (address # is hilarious)
Activities: Massage
Age Estimate: 45
Nationality: Latina
Physical Description: Rubenesque. Not a bbw, however. Natural DDD that do defy age and gravity.
Summary: Sweet accomodating lady. Uses alot of oil. Nice attendant to chill and get relaxed with.

Recommendation: Yes
 

Chiparlor

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cabinet

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I went to this place in October I wouldn't recommend it. Not any looker and definitely overcharged. Nice looking place inside but everyone was old and unattractive. I reviewed this place on the other site. I might import it one day.
 

Woogy

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I agree with Cabinet, I went there tonight expecting Asian, and in walks this Brazilian woman named Jennifer (Libra) - definitely not the chill easy going person described above, she actually was in a rush, massage was too rough, not sensual, and the HJ was too speedy; I asked her 5 times to slow down, she obviously didn't listen, then made some shitty comment about things taking too long, so I got up and left to her surprise. She wanted 1.5 on top of the house .6 fee, I gave her 1.0 and let disgusted. And whatever warming lotion she used on me without first asking my permission is still burning me while I write this. Big tits are a nice commodity, but they don't negate all of her minuses.
 

Woogy

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PS: A year ago I had a great provider there named Lily, since then she's moved to Queens, but she was tall, thin, and beautiful, and did everything right. I miss her terribly after tonight's nightmare.
 
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