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Review: Amore Wellness - Ellen

jim_hatez

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NOT a new number
He’s confusing the one in Rittenhouse with the one in Ardmore
Ellen was the WORST provider and so glad new management took over in Ardmore
Different strokes for diff folks but I agree with you, but some guys liked her. To call her 30+ like OP ( even 2 years ago) is white knighting. She was easily 50+ back then. That, and she's chunky and not particularly attractive.

Way better options out there fellow mongers.
 

jim_hatez

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Any1 know where Ellen ended up?
Total thread jack but why would you be on here 2 yrs, 4 posts, no reviews, then come out of the blue looking for Ellen, one of the most sub par providers west of Philly? Too much oil, weeble-wobble barrel shaped body and much older on top of it?

I hate to admit I saw Ellen back in the day once. But see, I saw her once. And then I realized that was 1 more time than I should have.

Nice lady but it ends there. She's gone, branch out and get some actual quality or retire. She's not worth thinking about that day let alone years later.
 

RustyNuts

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Total thread jack but why would you be on here 2 yrs, 4 posts, no reviews, then come out of the blue looking for Ellen, one of the most sub par providers west of Philly? Too much oil, weeble-wobble barrel shaped body and much older on top of it?

I hate to admit I saw Ellen back in the day once. But see, I saw her once. And then I realized that was 1 more time than I should have.

Nice lady but it ends there. She's gone, branch out and get some actual quality or retire. She's not worth thinking about that day let alone years later.
Amen! Lol! You must have recalled my review of her from 2018 where I noted the “barrel”. She was in a steep dive back then (per my review) and only got worse.

Who knows, maybe she owes him money :LOL:
 

jim_hatez

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Amen! Lol! You must have recalled my review of her from 2018 where I noted the “barrel”. She was in a steep dive back then (per my review) and only got worse.

Who knows, maybe she owes him money :LOL:
I didn't remember that but it's super accurate. I had to go back to my review of her to refresh my memory. Recommended? No. Solely because I'm too nice (don't judge LMAO) I said she was pleasant enough. That's where it pretty much ended. I didn't even want FS. Back then the usual standard was .4 but she wanted .6, offered everything for 1.0. I only went full boat because of the small price difference. I should have skipped it all and left but the phrase "any port in a storm" comes to mind.

If I have to close my eyes and imagine someone else, I'd rather save my money and go on PornHub.

There are many times I say YMMV but Ellen is not one of those times. Nice enough person but not worth spending hard earned money on. I hope her new life in Australia with her daughter (if that is accurate) is a great one. This isn't personal on my part at all. But I gotta be real.

jim
 
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