Review: Angela - Green Qi Gong

[Mampr]

Title: Review: Angela - Green Qi Gong
Date: Dec 19, 2023
Phone: 212-868-6618
City: New York
State: NY
Location: Midtown W bet 35-39
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) $140 HF & tip (+ extra)
Nationality: Chinese
Age Estimate: mid-40s
Physical Description: Slim, fit, 5'4"-ish, attractive woman

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Recommendation: Yes

 

[Goldie]

She’s been there over eight years always gives a top notch performance

 

[Jpnt]

She’s a treasure of NYC. I love the David Lynch vibes of the spa, too. But i just can’t do the no post-massage shower situation. I should start a gofundme to renovate their existing Jeffrey Dahmer-ass shower.

 

[Camaro13]

"And the reliability of her service is absolute"
THAT alone is worth its weight in gold.

 

[wasper]

I saw her last week and for the first time specifically asked her NOT to perform PM - so I could pay attention to, and enjoy, everything else about the Angela Experience even more. It was eye-opening in that I enjoyed it as much, and possibly more, than with the PM. I may need to start seeing her twice as much and mix it up LOL

 

[Alw989]

She’s a treasure of NYC. I love the David Lynch vibes of the spa, too. But i just can’t do the no post-massage shower situation. I should start a gofundme to renovate their existing Jeffrey Dahmer-ass shower.

Would be in my weekly rotation if they had a shower. Unfortunately a dealbreaker for me nowadays, especially w the amount of oil used.

 

[Goldie]

With the David Lynch vibes of the spa especially the fish tank just less oil and I think the shower would spoil the castle

 

[wasper]

I always viewed it as follows. As indicated by its name, this place likely began as more of a traditional Chinese health center, where you might go for acupuncture, foot reflexology, cupping or moxibustion. (None of which would involve a shower.) It evolved into its massage focus over time and now to its current state as a filthy monger pleasure palace, without renovation. That said, a shower would be great. I am also convinced the pictures on the stairway are left over from that David Lynch movie. Frank Booth still stops by every night and feeds the fish. Behind one of the Moroccan bazaar curtains is a hidden room with old women playing mahjong. And the property is likely a shell company beneficially owned by R'as Al Ghul or Kaiser Söze.

 

[smatera]

She’s a treasure of NYC. I love the David Lynch vibes of the spa, too. But i just can’t do the no post-massage shower situation. I should start a gofundme to renovate their existing Jeffrey Dahmer-ass shower.

Trust me Angela does 25 to 30 guys a week herself. They do not need a gofundme.

 

[smatera]

Would be in my weekly rotation if they had a shower. Unfortunately a dealbreaker for me nowadays, especially w the amount of oil used.

The no roaming is a deal breaker for me. That and her habit of mock choking displays her inner hatred of men.

 

[smatera]

I always viewed it as follows. As indicated by its name, this place likely began as more of a traditional Chinese health center, where you might go for acupuncture, foot reflexology, cupping or moxibustion. (None of which would involve a shower.) It evolved into its massage focus over time and now to its current state as a filthy monger pleasure palace, without renovation. That said, a shower would be great. I am also convinced the pictures on the stairway are left over from that David Lynch movie. Frank Booth still stops by every night and feeds the fish. Behind one of the Moroccan bazaar curtains is a hidden room with old women playing mahjong. And the property is likely a shell company beneficially owned by R'as Al Ghul or Kaiser Söze.

“Don’t you dare touch me Mr. Monger!!”

 

[smatera]

Would be in my weekly rotation if they had a shower. Unfortunately a dealbreaker for me nowadays, especially w the amount of oil used.

That and her disdain at the thought of being touched makes her shaky at best.

 

[Mampr]

...her habit of mock choking displays her inner hatred of men.

Seriously? Consider, alternatively, that it displays her understanding that some guys like it and she makes clear it's on her menu.

She is, or certainly can be, somewhat dommy. She likes to be in control of the flow of things. And her ST repertoire includes light scratching and slapping, etc. BUT, BUT...she never imposes anything. At the slightest indication you don't like something, for example mock choking, she instantly respects your preference.

Far from anything Angela does displaying an inner hatred of men, in my experience almost everything she does displays her commitment to trying to understand what her customer wants and giving it to him.

 

[Goldie]

I know one person just goes there for his neck and lower back and that’s it