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Review: April's Manscaping

BonerMaloney

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The HE was a bit mechanical,
I found her to actually be quite good. I don't need her to anymore because one of my fave UTRs works in that building. Now my once a month routine is I go to April, get groomed - having her simultaneously chit chat a mile a minute, hold my hard cock in one hand, and shave with the other is if nothing else a unique experience - and then go fuck the daylights out of my UTR.
 

Blixen

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I found her to actually be quite good. I don't need her to anymore because one of my fave UTRs works in that building. Now my once a month routine is I go to April, get groomed - having her simultaneously chit chat a mile a minute, hold my hard cock in one hand, and shave with the other is if nothing else a unique experience - and then go fuck the daylights out of my UTR.
Inquiring minds want to know… truly!
 

Blixen

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Title: Review: April's Manscaping
Date: Feb 15, 2024
Phone: 212-779-4211
City: Ny
State: Ny
Location: 40th/Lex
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 70 + 40
Nationality: Vietnamese
Age Estimate: 65
Physical Description: short/skinny with fake boobs, lip filler

Recommendation: Yes
I go with the waxing, which is pricier, but I agree with you about the pampering experience - surprisingly hot for a gal of her age.
Reviewed her under different Rampage-era aliases.
 

BonerMaloney

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Did you post a review?
Of my UTR? I can't for these reasons:

A) She'd never have anything to do with me again and B) unlike the AMP girls she's not making a TON of money but she does have her green card so she's already leaning hard towards quitting and going back to school to get into medical field like dialysis technician or something. Getting swamped with clients who demand extras would quickly make her decision for her and then she'd really be off everyone's radar. Including mine!

And actually she sees me b/c she loves the relationship we have. I've told her a few times "There's a lot of guys who would easily fall in love with you, I know I could. I also know how to not let that happen so it won't, but not because it couldn't". And also she sees me because of how I make her feel erotically - I don't just pound her out, although there are times the moment is right and then I do and she loves it - and, at least based on your posts, only a small handful of you could fill the same role.
 

BonerMaloney

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There'd be no value added in yet another review. Here it is:

She is saucy. She is old. She's had a lot of plastic surgery. For some of you she'll pull a tit out. She'll offer a HE. There's still something about her, even at this age, that is somewhat arousing and I'll bet 50% of the guys would bang her at least once. (Knowing some of her story, she would "win" the event with almost all those guys). She has a really fascinating story to tell full of ups & downs and I wish I was a wordsmith; there's a lot of material there in that room.
 
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