The best part was me calling Aqua after seeing all those car engines running in that super cringe Hawaii Spa parking lot. Wanted to find gold there but seeing this look like Queen Spa 2.0 from the mongers piling in on a WEDNESDAY night (gessssh, that good fellas?) - I kept going and called Aqua where MMS said it had been a long time and when I asked if new girl Gia was better than Michelle, she was held her breath for a moment, laughed and said, “Youlll have to tell me.” My never returning there until a Time Machine to 2016 should tell her exactly how I felt. Thanks for the encouraging words fellas - always smirked when someone said they TOFTT and here I really did. As someone who always out Aqua at the top of the crop, it’s Olive Garden and Red Lobster in 2023 - something which was once iconic and impressive and completely didn’t hold up. Good riddance.