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Review: Aqua Spa - Gia
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The best part was me calling Aqua after seeing all those car engines running in that super cringe Hawaii Spa parking lot. Wanted to find gold there but seeing this look like Queen Spa 2.0 from the mongers piling in on a WEDNESDAY night (gessssh, that good fellas?) - I kept going and called Aqua where MMS said it had been a long time and when I asked if new girl Gia was better than Michelle, she was held her breath for a moment, laughed and said, “Youlll have to tell me.” My never returning there until a Time Machine to 2016 should tell her exactly how I felt. Thanks for the encouraging words fellas - always smirked when someone said they TOFTT and here I really did. As someone who always out Aqua at the top of the crop, it’s Olive Garden and Red Lobster in 2023 - something which was once iconic and impressive and completely didn’t hold up. Good riddance.
As I mentioned - I personally love thick women, even if 'chubby' with a fun personality and full/semi GFE vibes - but as I mentioned - it was so cold and unwelcoming and fellas, we say it to each other all the time but you know within the first few minutes of the massage or even just the encounter if there's going to be GFE-type or even welcoming vibes - as tough as it is and no matter how many hurdles it takes to get to that point, kindly decline the full package deal - trust me, having a lemon never justifies the purchase. My prior visit here in February with Michelle (which after realizing after this very nice tip and goodies I brought her she wouldn't cave into GFE I was DONE with Aqua until giving it this last shot, no pun intended) - was with a provider which was colder than a polar bear's toe nail and I couldn't even get attracted to the idea of a provider which really didn't want to be there, I settled for a standard full massage and gave a .40 tip and left with my pride and about .9 extra gas money.
As someone who was as loyal to Aqua Spa as I am with my New York Giants, New York Yankees, New Jersey Devils and Brooklyn Nets through the championship years and the embarrassing ones - I am 'done' with them. If anyone comes across this and think they could be the exception - which I always pride myself in feeling based on overall looks, body shape and personality - both with other providers and real-life encounters - please allow this to be the PSA Aqua has lost its glory and it's worth going with a Queen or by the sound of it Hawaii experience - save a few bucks and at least feel like it's a 50/50 shot than the 0/100 Aqua has provided me. Once again - not a fan of bashing or trashing a business because everyone has to eat but happy to have had the nail in the coffin experience. Worst case would have been to have had a Yudy (refer to my past review at the end of '22) and then be searching for that same experience with endless bad service. Thank-you again fellas - had me question the sport until reality kicked in that this is just like going to a bad restaurant and hoping the menu changes or chef adds new ingredients. Pugh.