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Review: Arie - Overhyped, Overrated, and Utterly Unremarkable

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Jerzeyboy

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For what it’s worth she happens to be very responsive if she knows you well. However, she is a bit aloof even with me. Having said that we always have a very satisfying session for both parties. That’s because she is able to relax around me. Sometimes something this good needs to be nurtured. Everyone is human. Even a provider who has seen thousands of guy over the years needs to be treated with respect. You see those breasts. It’s worth it.
 

BrettKavanaugh

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These guys worship these girls since they could never get one of them in real life without paying.
I know it's boring when I come riding in with my "nuance this, nuance that". But, hey, that never stopped me before.

I am guilty as charged as someone who cannot get hot women to sleep with me for free....but once I'm paying, I do have choices. So when I praise Arie it is in the context of having slept with some of the hottest women on the planet. Or at least the absolute hottest women on the planet you can sleep with for 500 or less.

Look, at this point pretty clearly you only see Arie if you're a boobhound. In my view she's still very pretty, but that's subjective, and her routine can be relaxing if you know what to expect, but it's nothing earth-shattering. If you are one of the guys who want to go "primal", do everyone a favor and pass. If you prize youth, pass. If you want passionate kissing, pass. If you're an asshound pass.

OTOH if you are a boobhound, it's basically mandatory that you see her once, understanding all the restrictions. I haven't done an inspection in a year and half, but at that time, yeah, I would have to acknowledge that the girls were finally, after a shockingly long time (they are like the Dick Clark of boobs), starting on their (gently?) downward slope figuratively and literally. Still amazing though. I would assert if you only became conscious of basketball in like 2002, you still had to go see Washington Wizards Michael Jordan. Probably no longer at GOAT form, but still a legit all-star, and you can see how he/they used to be the GOAT.

I will say that as recently as 4 years ago, I'd have recommended her even if you're not a boobhound. At that point, she actually had a covertly pretty nice shapely ass. Her torso was trim and taut enough and upper tier even without her upper tier. The contrast of petite natural torso vs enormous naturals, as much as the boobs themselves, was astounding). More than the decline in boobs, it was the decline in her ass that struck me when I last saw her.

It does sounds like that it's still the case that if you've achieved a comfort level with her over repeats, she will loosen up a bit. (Or a lot). I personally no longer feel that investment is particularly worth it for me, having already climbed that mountain once (and what a glorious view), but then got sent back to base camp after not seeing her for like 3 years. I've moved on to other mountain ranges. But there will always be a place in my heart and wrapped around my phallus for her.

Then again, at 280 (wait, you only paid 240?), in this market I think she's probably still priced correctly for the totality of the experience....maybe I should never say never....
 

Dynaguy

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I know it's boring when I come riding in with my "nuance this, nuance that". But, hey, that never stopped me before.

I am guilty as charged as someone who cannot get hot women to sleep with me for free....but once I'm paying, I do have choices. So when I praise Arie it is in the context of having slept with some of the hottest women on the planet. Or at least the absolute hottest women on the planet you can sleep with for 500 or less.

Look, at this point pretty clearly you only see Arie if you're a boobhound. In my view she's still very pretty, but that's subjective, and her routine can be relaxing if you know what to expect, but it's nothing earth-shattering. If you are one of the guys who want to go "primal", do everyone a favor and pass. If you prize youth, pass. If you want passionate kissing, pass. If you're an asshound pass.

OTOH if you are a boobhound, it's basically mandatory that you see her once, understanding all the restrictions. I haven't done an inspection in a year and half, but at that time, yeah, I would have to acknowledge that the girls were finally, after a shockingly long time (they are like the Dick Clark of boobs), starting on their (gently?) downward slope figuratively and literally. Still amazing though. I would assert if you only became conscious of basketball in like 2002, you still had to go see Washington Wizards Michael Jordan. Probably no longer at GOAT form, but still a legit all-star, and you can see how he/they used to be the GOAT.

I will say that as recently as 4 years ago, I'd have recommended her even if you're not a boobhound. At that point, she actually had a covertly pretty nice shapely ass. Her torso was trim and taut enough and upper tier even without her upper tier. The contrast of petite natural torso vs enormous naturals, as much as the boobs themselves, was astounding). More than the decline in boobs, it was the decline in her ass that struck me when I last saw her.

It does sounds like that it's still the case that if you've achieved a comfort level with her over repeats, she will loosen up a bit. (Or a lot). I personally no longer feel that investment is particularly worth it for me, having already climbed that mountain once (and what a glorious view), but then got sent back to base camp after not seeing her for like 3 years. I've moved on to other mountain ranges. But there will always be a place in my heart and wrapped around my phallus for her.

Then again, at 280 (wait, you only paid 240?), in this market I think she's probably still priced correctly for the totality of the experience....maybe I should never say never....
Not boring at all. Nuance on, wayward son.
 

BrettKavanaugh

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Thanks, but of course it's meant for the audience of boobhounds who have never met her and are wondering if they should pull the trigger. Yes, they should.
I suppose also it's meant for the non-boobhounds who have never met her and are wondering they should pull the trigger. No, they should not.
 

thieftakergeneral

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I know it's boring when I come riding in with my "nuance this, nuance that". But, hey, that never stopped me before.

I am guilty as charged as someone who cannot get hot women to sleep with me for free....but once I'm paying, I do have choices. So when I praise Arie it is in the context of having slept with some of the hottest women on the planet. Or at least the absolute hottest women on the planet you can sleep with for 500 or less.

Look, at this point pretty clearly you only see Arie if you're a boobhound. In my view she's still very pretty, but that's subjective, and her routine can be relaxing if you know what to expect, but it's nothing earth-shattering. If you are one of the guys who want to go "primal", do everyone a favor and pass. If you prize youth, pass. If you want passionate kissing, pass. If you're an asshound pass.

OTOH if you are a boobhound, it's basically mandatory that you see her once, understanding all the restrictions. I haven't done an inspection in a year and half, but at that time, yeah, I would have to acknowledge that the girls were finally, after a shockingly long time (they are like the Dick Clark of boobs), starting on their (gently?) downward slope figuratively and literally. Still amazing though. I would assert if you only became conscious of basketball in like 2002, you still had to go see Washington Wizards Michael Jordan. Probably no longer at GOAT form, but still a legit all-star, and you can see how he/they used to be the GOAT.

I will say that as recently as 4 years ago, I'd have recommended her even if you're not a boobhound. At that point, she actually had a covertly pretty nice shapely ass. Her torso was trim and taut enough and upper tier even without her upper tier. The contrast of petite natural torso vs enormous naturals, as much as the boobs themselves, was astounding). More than the decline in boobs, it was the decline in her ass that struck me when I last saw her.

It does sounds like that it's still the case that if you've achieved a comfort level with her over repeats, she will loosen up a bit. (Or a lot). I personally no longer feel that investment is particularly worth it for me, having already climbed that mountain once (and what a glorious view), but then got sent back to base camp after not seeing her for like 3 years. I've moved on to other mountain ranges. But there will always be a place in my heart and wrapped around my phallus for her.

Then again, at 280 (wait, you only paid 240?), in this market I think she's probably still priced correctly for the totality of the experience....maybe I should never say never....
280? When did she raise her rates? Or maybe she grandfathered me in still...
 

Chief5665

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A lot of you are trying to drown out the op's review. He said she is overhyped, overrrated and unremarkable as someone who has never seen her. I dont have a horse in this race.

It sucks when so many people want to stop someone from voicing their experience.
No problem with his review, problem is with his after comments.
 

big-boobs-guy

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Thanks, but of course it's meant for the audience of boobhounds who have never met her and are wondering if they should pull the trigger. Yes, they should.
I suppose also it's meant for the non-boobhounds who have never met her and are wondering they should pull the trigger. No, they should not.
Thanks
 

big-boobs-guy

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Thanks, but of course it's meant for the audience of boobhounds who have never met her and are wondering if they should pull the trigger. Yes, they should.
I suppose also it's meant for the non-boobhounds who have never met her and are wondering they should pull the trigger. No, they should not.
Thanks
 

Tarpon

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Thanks, but of course it's meant for the audience of boobhounds who have never met her and are wondering if they should pull the trigger. Yes, they should.
I suppose also it's meant for the non-boobhounds who have never met her and are wondering they should pull the trigger. No, they should not.
You are 100% right. If you absolutely love boobs with a passion you need to see her at least once, despite all restrictions. No exceptions or excuses or reasons....just once for true boob lovers.
 

hghg

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I am surprised nobody commented on the insane amount of botox Arie uses nowadays.
 

Therespectfulman

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The OP is giving his opinion. You don’t have to agree but he has the right to state it. Disagree with his opinion but there’s no need to attack him personally. So he didn’t like her and you all did. Why take his disappointment with her so personally.
Theres a MONUMENTAL problem on this board with guys fawning over providers. They don’t like you, they like your money. Your not special. Provide intel for the fellow man and move on. Some of these guys make me sick.
 
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