Review: Aurora Simpfest: MMXXIII

[Blixen]

I find your dissertations to be fragmented and wandering - you’re a legend in your own mind - I’m here to read the reviews ,

As one whose meditations on women of the night are truly (maddeningly) wandering, I must strongly disagree.

BK is a legend on this board. Verbose of course, because in those word tsunamis he describes the psychological ingredients of these gals’ personalities, at least as they present professionally; and how they sometimes drop that curtain of professionalism when properly massaged.
Old BK’s unique.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Oh, I met the ZZ Top guys in a bar once. And not the kind of bar you might expect them to hang at.

???


I saw ZZ Top back on the Velcro Fly tour.

 

[cher_cheri]

???


I saw ZZ Top back on the Velcro Fly tour.

No! But that would have been funnier. It was at a very expensive bar, in a very expensive hotel in Beverly Hills, where I was getting very drunk because I was attending a truly miserable conference.

 

[Retired032824]

As one whose meditations on women of the night are truly (maddeningly) wandering, I must strongly disagree.

BK is a legend on this board. Verbose of course, because in those word tsunamis he describes the psychological ingredients of these gals’ personalities, at least as they present professionally; and how they sometimes drop that curtain of professionalism when properly massaged.
Old BK’s unique.

so say you

 

[BrettKavanaugh]

As one whose meditations on women of the night are truly (maddeningly) wandering, I must strongly disagree.

BK is a legend on this board. Verbose of course, because in those word tsunamis he describes the psychological ingredients of these gals’ personalities, at least as they present professionally; and how they sometimes drop that curtain of professionalism when properly massaged.
Old BK’s unique.

Thanks for the support. But to be fair, he's right. In what was perhaps an unintentionally brilliant bit of insight, this sentence "people who profess to be self proclaimed orators" gets at the levels of irony I sometimes go for.

This review, however, is not ironic. This review is my truth. And of course, no girl is for everyone - except for that one time I claimed Tadai was for everyone, and maybe even Tadai in the end was not for everyone. But this one is for a whole gaggle of us. And our besotted crazy fandom may be the over the top, but it is real.

 

[Retired032824]

No! But that would have been funnier. It was at a very expensive bar, in a very expensive hotel in Beverly Hills, where I was getting very drunk because I was attending a truly miserable conference.

I think my favorite ZZ Top moment was on 2 1/2 men - Charlie smokes some serious weed, hallucinates and ZZ Top appear in the living room all glammed up with the three arms pointing the way .

Recently I saw then 2020 right before Covid - they opened for Guns and Roses in the end Billy and Slash traded riffs on Rough Boy while Axl handled vocals it was awesome -

Unfortunately gone too soon we lost Dusty Hill on bass , no more ZzTop

I did see Billy on Live from Daryl’s House - excellent

 

[beatnik]

As one whose meditations on women of the night are truly (maddeningly) wandering, I must strongly disagree.

BK is a legend on this board. Verbose of course, because in those word tsunamis he describes the psychological ingredients of these gals’ personalities, at least as they present professionally; and how they sometimes drop that curtain of professionalism when properly massaged.
Old BK’s unique.

I wish I had white knights defending my honor too.

Haha, JK! He does it for Arie, you do it for him.

Kind of the point, no? The sub-conscious reveals itself in mysterious ways. Though I admit, it's not very sporting of me to take such pleasure in shooting fish in a barrel like this.

Have you ever really shot fish in a barrel. It's kind of fucking fun. Just don't shoot so low on the barrel too early.

 

[takeya201]

I don't know man, $600 is a hard pill to swallow.

There are very plentiful options in all boroughs. Where does an aging fitness pro fall in the field with legit 19-22 year old natural Japanese hostess girls with extras still for less than Aurora's asking price up front?

Our reviews are a selling point for some of these women, and I have read a bunch of her reviews from you and others in the past when she was at all price points starting at $300 up to her stint in Flushing for $500, and now she wants $600 and nothing more or new is really offered. I want your unbias opinion on why you think I or other like minded veteran hobbyists should spend the next $600 on Aurora and not go split one or two young Japanese girls apart (whom have somewhat less body count).

There's like 30 Japanese girls I can pick this weekend in NYC, but why Aurora?

 

[Retired032824]

I don't know man, $600 is a hard pill to swallow.

There are very plentiful options in all boroughs. Where does an aging fitness pro fall in the field with legit 19-22 year old natural Japanese hostess girls with extras still for less than Aurora's asking price up front?

Our reviews are a selling point for some of these women, and I have read a bunch of her reviews from you and others in the past when she was at all price points starting at $300 up to her stint in Flushing for $500, and now she wants $600 and nothing more or new is really offered. I want your unbias opinion on why you think I or other like minded veteran hobbyists should spend the next $600 on Aurora and not go split one or two young Japanese girls apart (whom have somewhat less body count).

There's like 30 Japanese girls I can pick this weekend in NYC, but why Aurora?

My dick starts getting a buzzkill at 500

 

[Handsome Matt]

I don't know man, $600 is a hard pill to swallow.

There are very plentiful options in all boroughs. Where does an aging fitness pro fall in the field with legit 19-22 year old natural Japanese hostess girls with extras still for less than Aurora's asking price up front?

Our reviews are a selling point for some of these women, and I have read a bunch of her reviews from you and others in the past when she was at all price points starting at $300 up to her stint in Flushing for $500, and now she wants $600 and nothing more or new is really offered. I want your unbias opinion on why you think I or other like minded veteran hobbyists should spend the next $600 on Aurora and not go split one or two young Japanese girls apart (whom have somewhat less body count).

There's like 30 Japanese girls I can pick this weekend in NYC, but why Aurora?

I saw her for 280 at Goodgirls in 2021. Yes, she looks great and is very good at her job. But if she is not doing anything extra that she didn't do 2 and a half years ago, why would you pay more than double today? Pay maybe 50 to 100 more for the nicer place and inflation. But a line must be drawn. Can't say that I blame her though . If guys are willing to pay that then she is just being a good businesswoman.

 

[beatnik]

I’m not sure why people have to defend their choices. I don’t want to speak for the OP, but I don’t think he gives a fuck if you see her or not. OP obviously is very much into Aurora. We all like what we like. I like Aston-Martins (not saying Aurora is the equivalent of an AS since I haven’t taken her for a spin yet) but should I not because there’s a Japanese car that’s half the price?

I mean, we’re all working within different budgets, yes? I don’t go around asking mongers who frequent grandmas “Can you give me an unbias opinion on why I should see who you see?”. Also, how would he ever provide an unbiased opinion? He’s biased.

If you can afford it and enjoy seeing her, why the fuck not?

 

[Rizzo]

Off topic possibly but any tailor recommendation? The usual guy left and the place jacked up the prices not in par with service.

 

[cher_cheri]

Off topic possibly but any tailor recommendation? The usual guy left and the place jacked up the prices not in par with service.

https://narry.com
I've only seen them in BKK, but they usually come through NYC once a year.

 

[Handsome Matt]

I’m not sure why people have to defend their choices. I don’t want to speak for the OP, but I don’t think he gives a fuck if you see her or not. OP obviously is very much into Aurora. We all like what we like. I like Aston-Martins (not saying Aurora is the equivalent of an AS since I haven’t taken her for a spin yet) but should I not because there’s a Japanese car that’s half the price?

I mean, we’re all working within different budgets, yes? I don’t go around asking mongers who frequent grandmas “Can you give me an unbias opinion on why I should see who you see?”. Also, how would he ever provide an unbiased opinion? He’s biased.

If you can afford it and enjoy seeing her, why the fuck not?

This OP doesn't have to defend anything ever. He is the funniest person on this board, bar none and a regular contributor who gives out detailed information. And he definitely doesn't give a damn if I see her or anyone else for that matter. He is most certainly smitten with her, and admits that he is therefore biased which is fine. For him, 600 is good value for these reasons. And maybe for other mongers too because as you said we all have different budgets. But as good as she is, I personally wouldn't spend that much on her mainly because I saw her already for less than half the price she is charging now than when she was almost 3 years younger. That is nothing more than my opinion. It's his money to do as he pleases, and same for anyone else on this board.

 

[Retired032824]

Off topic possibly but any tailor recommendation? The usual guy left and the place jacked up the prices not in par with service.

Mohan - it helps if you have your suit tailored there -

 

[beatnik]

This OP doesn't have to defend anything ever. He is the funniest person on this board, bar none and a regular contributor who gives out detailed information. And he definitely doesn't give a damn if I see her or anyone else for that matter. He is most certainly smitten with her, and admits that he is therefore biased which is fine. For him, 600 is good value for these reasons. And maybe for other mongers too because as you said we all have different budgets. But as good as she is, I personally wouldn't spend that much on her mainly because I saw her already for less than half the price she is charging now than when she was almost 3 years younger. That is nothing more than my opinion. It's his money to do as he pleases, and same for anyone else on this board.

Thanks for reiterating what I basically wrote. I was also more replying to @takeya201.

OP, funniest on the board? I think that’s up for debate.

Remember when milk used to cost like $3? Yeah. Still fucking tastes the same but it’s double that now. But I still like drinking my milk and I still like fucking hookers. I’m not fucking setting the rate but I’m damn fucking glad I can afford to indulge.

And I don’t think OP mentioned anything about value. I may have missed it. But he’s just not fucking crying about the rate set by the provider. Or pining about what it used to be. He might be on the inside though.

You’ve drawn your line in the sand. I’m happy for you. You do you.

Also, when the fuck did I become BK’s counsel? LOL!

 

[Retired032824]

This OP doesn't have to defend anything ever. He is the funniest person on this board, bar none and a regular contributor who gives out detailed information. And he definitely doesn't give a damn if I see her or anyone else for that matter. He is most certainly smitten with her, and admits that he is therefore biased which is fine. For him, 600 is good value for these reasons. And maybe for other mongers too because as you said we all have different budgets. But as good as she is, I personally wouldn't spend that much on her mainly because I saw her already for less than half the price she is charging now than when she was almost 3 years younger. That is nothing more than my opinion. It's his money to do as he pleases, and same for anyone else on this board.

I fail to see the humor in OP reviews - to each his own . One thing to consider as life goes on - is the concept of accepting or at least considering another point of view . It is the OP who chooses to approach any viewpoint other than his , with his rapier like counter point. The entire concept of this platform is a free exchange of ideas and opinions . I think long winded reviews that have little to do with the experience, should be patented as sleeping pills . As for your “ he’s a great guy comment “ well… opinions vary .

 

[Rizzo]

Mohan - it helps if you have your suit tailored there -

I used to see Mohan’s ad in the Post back in the 90’s with Patrick Ewing. Always next to a coupon to NY Dolls drink coupon.

I have the suit already but need a tailor to do his thing.

 

[Retired032824]

I used to see Mohan’s ad in the Post back in the 90’s with Patrick Ewing. Always next to a coupon to NY Dolls drink coupon.

I have the suit already but need a tailor to do his thing.

There is a dry cleaning place - Young’s on 86th between Broadway and Amsterdam . Ms Young runs the roost and Mr Young is a great tailor - very reasonable rates .

I don’t wear off the rack anymore - Mohans is great - I’ve got suits that are 10 years old look brand new .

 

[Handsome Matt]

I fail to see the humor in OP reviews - to each his own . One thing to consider as life goes on - is the concept of accepting or at least considering another point of view . It is the OP who chooses to approach any viewpoint other than his , with his rapier like counter point. The entire concept of this platform is a free exchange of ideas and opinions . I think long winded reviews that have little to do with the experience, should be patented as sleeping pills . As for your “ he’s a great guy comment “ well… opinions vary .

I don't know if he is a great guy, or a good guy or even a total jackass because I never met him. But I get a kick out of his long winded reviews and think they are funny as hell. But that's just my personal opinion and is definitely up for debate.