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Review: Average Asian Bedpage Hookup

dirkjones

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Title: Review: Average Asian Bedpage Hookup
Date: Sep 15, 2023
Phone: 347-508-0079
City: Elmsford
State: NY
Location: NoTell-Motel
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) $100
Nationality: Chinese
Age Estimate: 40’s?
Physical Description: Thin, average height, Natural A’s, cute little ass, average face

Recommendation: Yes
 

dirkjones

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Totally! I can't believe the ads till I see a write up that it's fact or toftt
Even if someone TOFTT it may be a different girl the next time for the same ad. The only times the ad was close to the girl in the pic was when they put something like "100% guaranteed" in the title, but I'm still trying to prove out that theory. There's a latina girl I saw a couple weeks back and I saw her ad pop up last week (but I wasn't in the area), next time it pops up I wanna see if it's the same girl.
 

Mickster

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Funny Motel monger story- I go to the motel on the hill diagonally across from the Elmsford diner and go up to the 2nd floor where the room was that the two-call system told me to go to.
I knock on the door pretty hard and what happens- two doors next to each other both open up and are answered by girls hanging out of minimal clothes. I select one after evaluating both for 10 seconds and do my Bedpage thing. Then, 30 minutes later I get a text from the original girl I contacted and says “where are you?” I’m in room 221. I had gone to the wrong rooms - the frigin hotel has a whole floor full of Monger Meat. LMAO
 

chaoslover

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Funny Motel monger story- I go to the motel on the hill diagonally across from the Elmsford diner and go up to the 2nd floor where the room was that the two-call system told me to go to.
I knock on the door pretty hard and what happens- two doors next to each other both open up and are answered by girls hanging out of minimal clothes. I select one after evaluating both for 10 seconds and do my Bedpage thing. Then, 30 minutes later I get a text from the original girl I contacted and says “where are you?” I’m in room 221. I had gone to the wrong rooms - the frigin hotel has a whole floor full of Monger Meat. LMAO
That is awesome! :ROFLMAO:
 

dirkjones

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Funny Motel monger story- I go to the motel on the hill diagonally across from the Elmsford diner and go up to the 2nd floor where the room was that the two-call system told me to go to.
I knock on the door pretty hard and what happens- two doors next to each other both open up and are answered by girls hanging out of minimal clothes. I select one after evaluating both for 10 seconds and do my Bedpage thing. Then, 30 minutes later I get a text from the original girl I contacted and says “where are you?” I’m in room 221. I had gone to the wrong rooms - the frigin hotel has a whole floor full of Monger Meat. LMAO
yeah man, you could literally just hop around all day if you wanted to. I wish I had knocked harder yesterday, wasn’t thrilled with the girl who answered but she was friendly and got the job done. These ads are so full of shit though, I feel like the latinas are a safer bet (of being sexy) then the Asians at the motels.
 
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