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Review: Beautiful & Zaftig Neeko at Nancy's Spa

TONY88

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Title: Review: Beautiful & Zaftig Neeko at Nancy's Spa
Date: Aug 3, 2019
Phone: (718)-476-8995
City: Elmhurst
State: NY
Location: Broadway & 80th Street
Age Estimate: 38
Nationality: Chinese
Physical Description: 5’6” Nice curvy body. Implants but they look and feel good. Very pretty face.

Recommendation: Yes
 

Hallow

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Title: Review: Beautiful & Zaftig Neeko at Nancy's Spa
Date: Aug 3, 2019
Phone: (718)-476-8995
City: Elmhurst
State: NY
Location: Broadway & 80th Street
Age Estimate: 38
Nationality: Chinese
Physical Description: 5’6” Nice curvy body. Implants but they look and feel good. Very pretty face.

Recommendation: Yes
Have to always tip 125 when I go as these providers albeit older go all out.
 

cheezewhiz

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good review, I m no lexicographer so i needed to look up the word Zaftig
So i go to my go to source - urban dictionary

A word of Yiddish origin used to describe a chubby girl, but in a very good way. However, a word of caution: even though it's a kindhearted word, and a euphemism for fat, your wife/girlfriend probably won't feel the same way. She might, but if you call her zaftig, you're more than likely to get a black eye or have to stand outside the bathroom with tissues, depending on the kind of girl she is.

Alternate spelling: zoftig
The following is a conversation between a young Scottish couple who's just started dating:

"Does this kilt make me look fat?"
"No...no...it makes you look...zaftig! I think you look very sexy, old girl."

Good ending:
"Thanks, boy. Let's go to the cricket club now."
Bad ending:
"You think I'm fat! You're mean! I hate you! Get away! Our date tonight is OFF!"
 

TONY88

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Cheezewhiz: Thank you for sharing the meaning of "zaftig". It obviously doesn't get used as much today as it used to many years ago! :)

I made my appointment yesterday to see Neeko again today. (y)
 

ChaChaZhongGuo

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Cheezewhiz: Thank you for sharing the meaning of "zaftig". It obviously doesn't get used as much today as it used to many years ago! :)
Now, whenever I call ahead I say “I want to see the Zaftig woman.”

Responses:

“Yeah, Zaftig waiting for you”
“All young girls, all very zaftig”
“Zaftig went back to China, Cici new girl today, really good”
Hang up and send text with google translate “sorry. No foreigners.”
 

neverboltson

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Now, whenever I call ahead I say “I want to see the Zaftig woman.”

Responses:

“Yeah, Zaftig waiting for you”
“All young girls, all very zaftig”
“Zaftig went back to China, Cici new girl today, really good”
Hang up and send text with google translate “sorry. No foreigners.”
You must be a local there. If you don't mind would you tell me any Indian palors there?
 

TONY88

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Now, whenever I call ahead I say “I want to see the Zaftig woman.”

Responses:

“Yeah, Zaftig waiting for you”
“All young girls, all very zaftig”
“Zaftig went back to China, Cici new girl today, really good”
Hang up and send text with google translate “sorry. No foreigners.”
:LOL: Wonderful! Thank you for the chuckle, ChaChaZhonGuo!
 
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