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Review: Beauty Spa

dirkjones

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If you know they're your type and you're gonna be quick. why not prepare yourself? wack off in the morning and maybe 30 mins before you go there? When I would see my regulars I'd always clean the pipes prior and it would get me an extra 10 mins or so with her. Although the "you have to be quick" shit would kill my mood. Fuck that, $120 for 30-60 mins of her time and she's putting limits on it? she ain't a fucking lawyer... she can suffer through however long you have in you.
 

Jed2knight

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If you know they're your type and you're gonna be quick. why not prepare yourself? wack off in the morning and maybe 30 mins before you go there? When I would see my regulars I'd always clean the pipes prior and it would get me an extra 10 mins or so with her. Although the "you have to be quick" shit would kill my mood. Fuck that, $120 for 30-60 mins of her time and she's putting limits on it? she ain't a fucking lawyer... she can suffer through however long you have in you.
I would normally do that but then lose all interest in going, lol. But right now I'm on a no self gratification thing. So real hard to last long.
 

dirkjones

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I would normally do that but then lose all interest in going, lol. But right now I'm on a no self gratification thing. So real hard to last long.
ahh, yeah my philosophy at this stage is if I still wanna go after I wack it, then it’ll be worth it. If I’m charged up and blow it in seconds, I tend to feel like it was a rip off.
 

Jed2knight

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ahh, yeah my philosophy at this stage is if I still wanna go after I wack it, then it’ll be worth it. If I’m charged up and blow it in seconds, I tend to feel like it was a rip off.
I agree, definitely feel rip off. But if i wack it before seeing them, I usually then make a sandwich, grab a drink and forget about the whole outting. Lol
 

dirkjones

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I agree, definitely feel rip off. But if i wack it before seeing them, I usually then make a sandwich, grab a drink and forget about the whole outting. Lol
so I guess you really wanna go then lol, the forgetting about it and making a sandwich part is actually more appealing to me at this point.
 

dirkjones

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Dirk do you just comment? 2 reviews in 4 years?
yes I do, thanks for keeping track for me, please remind me when I’m at 3 reviews in 5 years. Thanks for the non contributing comment, everyone here is now a little dumber having read it… I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
 
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