This review is far from being 'very objective'. All we really get from this review is that the guy has an aversion to skinny gals, he was unimpressed with being overly pampered and that he felt the massage lasted too long.
Far from being objective - typically when a gal has a string of positive reviews, these one-offs reflect more on the shortcomings of the reviewer than the gal.
Honestly, the guy sounds like a boorish curmudgeon