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Review: California Ocean

asianampman

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Over the years I have been to Cali Ocean half a dozen times and I have never seen crazy Jen. You may say I am lucky but I was always wanted to see her performance.
 

ASHP585

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You know how, as a kid, you were told not to do something. That you wouldn’t like the result. And there was always an urge to do it anyway, and learn the lesson the hard way if we followed through on it?

Guys…crazy Jen is the adult version of that….you don’t want to see her.
 

firr

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you know , i think im loosing interest in the whole thing , during the lockdown when i was getting back door massage times it was slow the bell wasnt going off and the phone wasnt ringing unless it was the private cell they keep with them but now its a madhouse just like bars , places to eat . i even walked out of wawa the line was so big . the girls are not looking as good some are gaining weight . as much as you think your the special one they have that look in the eye like go quick i got someone waiting .
 

East Lake II

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the girls are not looking as good some are gaining weight . as much as you think your the special one they have that look in the eye like go quick i got someone waiting .
Not looking as good? They look pretty good since they are for the most part the same ones that have been around for the last 10+ years.

That look in the eye….. It’s always been there, it’s just a little more noticeable now.

Step back, see if you can arrange your schedule to visit when they are not so busy.
 

ChevChelios

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you know , i think im loosing interest in the whole thing , during the lockdown when i was getting back door massage times it was slow the bell wasnt going off and the phone wasnt ringing unless it was the private cell they keep with them but now its a madhouse just like bars , places to eat . i even walked out of wawa the line was so big . the girls are not looking as good some are gaining weight . as much as you think your the special one they have that look in the eye like go quick i got someone waiting .
might want to give eros a shot. little more expensive but the experiences seem great
 

firr

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so what i have noticed is there is no good time that is consistent . not busy this time , next time same time doorbell , phone , over and over . last time that was peaceful was mothers day at about 2 pm . was going to try my luck today hoping for the same result but the place was closed . so maybe they all went to visit their dads . and as far as eros goes janet has an add on that site . when i used to go to her she was on backpage . think what a waste it was to shut backpage and spahunters down . they will never be matched .
 

bchang

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My comment isn't about this place, as I've never been there, but more of a general rant. Guys make a fucking appointment if a spa only has 1 girl working, it's not that difficult. I was at a spa earlier today and I made the mistake of going right at noon. As I parked, a fellow monger pulls up next to me. I've gotten to the point now where I can tell a monger from someone who is just visiting a shop. Anyways, there is only one girl working so I go ring the doorbell and she lets me in. No sooner did I walk in, I told her don't be surprised if the doorbell rings. As soon as I finished my sentence, the doorbell rings. No big deal as I had just walked in and not comfortable yet. About 10 minutes later doorbell rings again, and then 10 minutes after that. The girl apologized because she said if she doesn't answer the door, the customer will just stay there and ring the bell. I asked her why customers don't make appointments and she said they are scared their wives will look at their phones or phone bill. I'm like, then they are in the wrong hobby.

Fuck, sorry about the rant. Firr is right, everyone is back with a vengeance, but the spas are not fully employed.
 

East Lake II

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I asked her why customers don't make appointments and she said they are scared their wives will look at their phones or phone bill.
That might be what they say, but I think they are just too lazy to call and commit.

And, a lot of times, you can make appointments, show up on time or a little early and they took someone else who got there just before you did.

Spas are understaffed, and like you said everyone is out in droves.
 

firr

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My comment isn't about this place, as I've never been there, but more of a general rant. Guys make a fucking appointment if a spa only has 1 girl working, it's not that difficult. I was at a spa earlier today and I made the mistake of going right at noon. As I parked, a fellow monger pulls up next to me. I've gotten to the point now where I can tell a monger from someone who is just visiting a shop. Anyways, there is only one girl working so I go ring the doorbell and she lets me in. No sooner did I walk in, I told her don't be surprised if the doorbell rings. As soon as I finished my sentence, the doorbell rings. No big deal as I had just walked in and not comfortable yet. About 10 minutes later doorbell rings again, and then 10 minutes after that. The girl apologized because she said if she doesn't answer the door, the customer will just stay there and ring the bell. I asked her why customers don't make appointments and she said they are scared their wives will look at their phones or phone bill. I'm like, then they are in the wrong hobby.

Fuck, sorry about the rant. Firr is right, everyone is back with a vengeance, but the spas are not fully employed.
i bet i know what place this sounds like
 
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