Review: Cleopatra- the definition of GILF

[Wormwood1988]

Title: Review: Cleopatra- the definition of GILF
Date: Jan 1, 1970
Phone: None
City: Egypt
State: PA
Address: Private
Activities: Not much- she just laid there
Age Estimate: Ancient
Physical Description: To be kind, she’s very, very, mature
Summary: Overall not a good visit. She wasn’t very attentive, she just laid there and I had to essentially take care of myself. Very quiet but her one peculiar habit was to incessantly play Marc Anthony songs on a continuous playlist. Very annoying.

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Recommendation: No

 

[Flashjordan]

Ouch. Sorry

 

[kantuchdis]

I applaud the effort o write a review could you share how, where you found Cleopatra so others might avoid her as well?

 

[Wayne1250]

I think her mummy is buried in the Tomb of Antony and Cleopatra in Egypt. Very dirty session I guess. Hope Marc didn't mind the threesome, lol.

 

[chunfun]

That does not sound like the definition of GILF. Love is in the acronym. Sounds like you got no love.

 

[Wormwood1988]

I applaud the effort o write a review could you share how, where you found Cleopatra so others might avoid her as well?

Egypt, PA is a small place, the best direction I can give is she’s on a cul-de-sac (pronounced locally as COLD-ASS-SACK)) of DeNial St. To enter, just knock on the door and proceed in, she leaves it open for this purpose. You’ll be waiting a long time if you expect her to answer. Don’t be surprised if you catch her napping, she sleeps in a hyperbaric chamber (freaked me out the first time I saw it, thought it was a sarcophagus- had to shower before had because I soiled myself).. She thinks it keeps her young looking- it doesn’t.

 

[kantuchdis]

Gotcha

 

[just_a_ho]

My only guess at this cryptic review is that the place was on Egypt Road on the outskirts of Philly where some mediocre AMPS reside. You would have to be a "trooper" to visit these places.

 

[just_a_ho]

That does not sound like the definition of GILF. Love is in the acronym. Sounds like you got no love.

Sorry but the "L" stands for "Like" in the MILF/GILF acronyms but that doesn't change the context of the review much anyways.

 

[chunfun]

Sorry but the "L" stands for "Like" in the MILF/GILF acronyms but that doesn't change the context of the review much anyways.

You say like, I say love...

 

[kantuchdis]

The term MILF originated from the movie American Pie 1; here's the clip to settle all disputes whether it's "like" or "love" - you be the judge: