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Review: Dream Spa -- Kayla

Amp Army

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It’s a question to me, nothing more. I also said you could ignore it, you answered in less than five minutes.

Here’s more questions, only for my own info, feel free to not answer if you like or send a pm, or ignore.
What do you do for work? Are you married or with anyone serious? What’s your age range? I ask - because it fascinates me. If you choose not to answer, I’ll be fine.
Well now I must chime in.
Here at Amp Army headquarters we of course monitor all goings on and comments.
We have done very extensive research on some of these very intriguing questions.
After long hours of research by our one and only sergeant Schultz we just might have some insight on these questions.
I warn you It may be quite disturbing to many.
But after looking at the 1000s of comments by this one and his many aliases we have concluded some very interesting theories.
1- He says he works night shifts often. And this is why he post's at all hrs.
2- He seems to always have great insight on medical conditions.
From heart conditions to disease and the knowledge of treatment, tests available and how long to recover.
I ask you Captian Splinkus.
Riddle me this.
What is open all night and keeps staff on duty, and may have alot of time with nothing to do but post on this dopey sight.
OMG.
Theirs only one answer and it's frightening.
Your work is very inspiring and you have now been promoted to 3rd in command of the one and only Amp Army.
We thank you for your fight for truth justice and the American way.
And as a side note we have beautiful Amp Army tee-shirts red white and blue with corresponding letters of red white and blue totally FREE for just $29.99 plus tax and shipping and handling
Please allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery do to very high demand.
All proceeds go to me of course.

I have a very busy Amp schedule 12 to 15 times a week all for research of course. Picking up and dropping off all these girls arranging for hotels and spread sheets and dealing with all these relationships. You have no idea!

F now that I think about it I'm late for my next appointment with 7 or was it 8 no I think it's 9. Well last time I was late 7 8 9 so maybe I'll get lucky again.
Anyway, Always remember sniff before you taste!
Army out!
 

Happy Jack

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Messages: 3,713
Reviews: 142
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I’ll try to see her this week. I did see a few people liking lucky or luxi I believe.
You might want to read those reviews again. BChang is a seasoned veteran member of the board. He mentioned one of them was average at best, and he didn't feel she was up to the standards we've grown accustomed to at Dream Spa.
 

Splinkus

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Messages: 314
Reviews: 17
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Well now I must chime in.
Here at Amp Army headquarters we of course monitor all goings on and comments.
We have done very extensive research on some of these very intriguing questions.
After long hours of research by our one and only sergeant Schultz we just might have some insight on these questions.
I warn you It may be quite disturbing to many.
But after looking at the 1000s of comments by this one and his many aliases we have concluded some very interesting theories.
1- He says he works night shifts often. And this is why he post's at all hrs.
2- He seems to always have great insight on medical conditions.
From heart conditions to disease and the knowledge of treatment, tests available and how long to recover.
I ask you Captian Splinkus.
Riddle me this.
What is open all night and keeps staff on duty, and may have alot of time with nothing to do but post on this dopey sight.
OMG.
Theirs only one answer and it's frightening.
Your work is very inspiring and you have now been promoted to 3rd in command of the one and only Amp Army.
We thank you for your fight for truth justice and the American way.
And as a side note we have beautiful Amp Army tee-shirts red white and blue with corresponding letters of red white and blue totally FREE for just $29.99 plus tax and shipping and handling
Please allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery do to very high demand.
All proceeds go to me of course.

I have a very busy Amp schedule 12 to 15 times a week all for research of course. Picking up and dropping off all these girls arranging for hotels and spread sheets and dealing with all these relationships. You have no idea!

F now that I think about it I'm late for my next appointment with 7 or was it 8 no I think it's 9. Well last time I was late 7 8 9 so maybe I'll get lucky again.
Anyway, Always remember sniff before you taste!
Army out!
You know, they’re doing wonderful things at mental institutions these days.
 

SaturnDream

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Messages: 812
Reviews: 4
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You might want to read those reviews again. BChang is a seasoned veteran member of the board. He mentioned one of them was average at best, and he didn't feel she was up to the standards we've grown accustomed to at Dream Spa.
Thanks. Yeah I will look for his review again. I know I’m probably confusing the names
 

Happy Jack

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Messages: 3,713
Reviews: 142
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You know, they’re doing wonderful things at mental institutions these days.
Some patients are beyond treatment. All we can do is prescribe them medications in hopes of keeping them safe members of society, and keeping them from hurting themselves, and more importantly, others. If that doesn't work, there is always the optiom of long term and locked down state institutions.
 

SaturnDream

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Messages: 812
Reviews: 4
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Yeah if she asks if you like her knockers the way they’re, I absolutely encourage to reassure her about her natural beauty but if she still wants to get it done. Then who are we to convince her or shame her for it lol
 

luckycharm$

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Reviews: 4
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#36
Really? If you were really interested, and not just being a troll, you would have sent me a PM and asked me, instead of posting this question on the open forum.

If you ever saw Kayla, or read her reviews, they almost all mention that she is very self-conscious about her breast size and mentions to everyone that she is getting her breast done.
And teeth/smile mentioned a lot. Also twinkly eyes. She sounds like an anime character
 

Ellocohombre

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Reviews: 51
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You know, they’re doing wonderful things at mental institutions these days.
Hell if they are. MF crazy people running all over the place, killing, stabbing, robbing. "oh poor Johnny he didn't get the help he needed". Fuck that bullshit, lock them up before they kill someone else.
 

Sidvicious

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Reviews: 11
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It’s a question to me, nothing more. I also said you could ignore it, you answered in less than five minutes.

Here’s more questions, only for my own info, feel free to not answer if you like or send a pm, or ignore.
What do you do for work? Are you married or with anyone serious? What’s your age range? I ask - because it fascinates me. If you choose not to answer, I’ll be fine.
I have met Happy Jack. I can answers so if the questions. He was driving a brand new Escalade blacked out and was in a sharp black suit. He is about 30 built like an action hero with jet black stylist hair model looks and the fancy aviator glasses that wi with it. He almost broke my hand when he shook it and had a slight Italian accent. He reminded me of a James Bond character. He said he was a hedge fund trader before he retired and divorced his model wife . He said this was a hobby that he loves in order to help out the less fortunate mongers that cannot afford the time and money to hit all the spots and girls. It was a pleasure to meet you HJ!
 

Happy Jack

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Kayla has seen all your comments, and she asked me to pass on that she appreciates everyone's concern, and she is grateful for all of her customers that support her decision.

This is something that Kayla has wanted to do for a long time, and it wasn't a hasty decision.

Last night she decided to cut her schedule short, and went home early to rest and prepare for her surgery, rather than work until the 11th. She will be returning to work sometime in December. When she does return to work, she asked me to let you know when and where you can find her. She hopes it will be back at Dream Spa.

Let's all keep her in our prayers for a safe surgery with a good outcome, and a speedy recovery. Godspeed.
 
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