The board needs to mandate a much more ridiculous code for scrambling prices so we can all feel even more like we are members of an elite secret society who the law and Karens can never catch up to what we are actually taking about. Right now, some uncool rubes are still just coming right out and stating what they paid like it’s a price sticker in a grocery store or some other lame ass place of business. Other hipsters move the decimal point over a spot to the left in a brilliantly clever technique of subterfuge. Lately, the most badass players of all move the decimal then, get this, drop the first numeral (or use “$” to mean “1” and “$$” to mean “2” and no $ at all for prices less than a Benjamin). I don’t mean to Wikileak but if an old literal minded square like me can figure it out on my own, I’m afraid it’s only a matter of time before “Uncle Leo” cracks it. I propose moving this conversation to the private area and forming a committee to devise a suitably complex cipher.