Nice, thorough review. Very detailed and funny in spots! However, I've been to Green Rivage upwards of 15x, and have never heard of a total donation that low. I mean the reason it's called Spa 210 (other than the office number, is because of the standard donation/tip of 2.1(or 2.0 if I don't have spare change) .8 for fs? Man, did you get a bargain!