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Review: Hard a’Starboard with Yuna of Asian-Star

H. Angstrom

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Amazing review! Would you say her body is at least accurate from photos (fair and skinny)?
No. The sooner you rid your mind of that stunning naiad, the better.
Yuna’s not quite that long and slender, her skin is more of an olive complexion; although memory falters and I wasn’t looking that hard at the exact hue of her skin, I’m recalling her as having a bit of a Thai vibe mixed in with the Chinese. That said, she has a lovely body if you like petite spinners.
 

Kraven

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Very fun read.
The opening of Moby Dick certainly describes the restless feeling of the monger when horniness strikes. According to modern research Melville had his fill of exotic poontang in his South Pacific adventure days and qualifies as a certified Yellow Fever addict. His books are full of erotic subtext.
A review from Herman would have put even the Judge to shame lol.

At least this Angatrom/Ishmael didn’t have to share a bed with a tattooed cannibal harpooner named Queequeeg; or in the chapter “ The Cassock” don a leather jacket made from the Sperm Whale dick skin ( yes “dick” was whaler slang for the male member as it is today).
The whale Johnson is six feet long with circumference enough to fit around a man. Magnum doesn’t begin to cover it so it’s “grandissimus” in the tale. Humbling to say the least.
 

H. Angstrom

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Very fun read.
The opening of Moby Dick certainly describes the restless feeling of the monger when horniness strikes. According to modern research Melville had his fill of exotic poontang in his South Pacific adventure days and qualifies as a certified Yellow Fever addict. His books are full of erotic subtext.
A review from Herman would have put even the Judge to shame lol.

At least this Angatrom/Ishmael didn’t have to share a bed with a tattooed cannibal harpooner named Queequeeg; or in the chapter “ The Cassock” don a leather jacket made from the Sperm Whale dick skin ( yes “dick” was whaler slang for the male member as it is today).
The whale Johnson is six feet long with circumference enough to fit around a man. Magnum doesn’t begin to cover it so it’s “grandissimus” in the tale. Humbling to say the least.
Well-said, Kraven! Yes, all that lolling around on deck, experiencing the warp and woof of time, makes a man pretty darn horny by the time he pulls into some Tahitian bay filled with Tahitian babes. Must have been a whale of a fuck-fest...
 
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