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Review: Hitomi Spa - Ci Ci
- Thread starter cellar_door
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Glad you had a good time!! Welcome to the world of mongering!
Based on all the good reviews, I visited Hitomi Spa in late September. Despite the name, I'm pretty sure it's a Chinese shop.
It's a 1.5-hour drive up for me, so expectations were high.
I was first appt of the day, and it took a long time to get in the door. Pushing buzzer (twice), going around to the side, the back, back to the front, pushing buzzer again.
Finally greeted by Emma in a black nightie, who was on the portly side, and wanted 2.0 up front.
She showed me a cardboard box on the floor for my clothes.
It wasn't bad, but overall fell far short of expectations. Too many other sure things within that radius and closer for me.
Based on all the good reviews, I visited Hitomi Spa in late September. Despite the name, I'm pretty sure it's a Chinese shop.
It's a 1.5-hour drive up for me, so expectations were high.
I was first appt of the day, and it took a long time to get in the door. Pushing buzzer (twice), going around to the side, the back, back to the front, pushing buzzer again.
Finally greeted by Emma in a black nightie, who was on the portly side, and wanted 2.0 up front.
She showed me a cardboard box on the floor for my clothes.
It wasn't bad, but overall fell far short of expectations. Too many other sure things within that radius and closer for me.
Thanks! I can understand your confusion, I did a bit of loitering before I realized what's what. And the cardboard box made me genuinely lol for some reason. All that aside, I guess I just enjoyed how no-nonsense the whole experience was. It's opened up my eyes to all these places around me I never would have suspected...
Yeah, you'll start looking at the world through different eyes, now.
I get the down-hominess of the décor and such at Hitomi; I'd certainly have a different impression if my provider had been a better fit for me than Emma. That Cici you describe would probably have put me over the moon.
I guess Hitomi is right at border between residential and commercial so they can stay UTR, and that's a good thing.
I get the down-hominess of the décor and such at Hitomi; I'd certainly have a different impression if my provider had been a better fit for me than Emma. That Cici you describe would probably have put me over the moon.
I guess Hitomi is right at border between residential and commercial so they can stay UTR, and that's a good thing.
You take the bottle with you, usually, so the only person who would have it is you.
No one from LE is interested in your DNA from visiting a massage spa; this isn't like homicide where you're a high priority offender.
Neither do the spa ladies have any use for your genes - just your Benjamins.
Maybe, in the most far-fetched case in which your swimmers reach the finish line in one of the ladies and she starts baking shadyron jr. in the oven, but they know how to avoid that.
On a serious note, I understand the nervousness and paranoia, especially if you're new to the hobby. It decreases with experience. Try some deep breathing exercises. And remember why you're there - to have fun!
No one from LE is interested in your DNA from visiting a massage spa; this isn't like homicide where you're a high priority offender.
Neither do the spa ladies have any use for your genes - just your Benjamins.
Maybe, in the most far-fetched case in which your swimmers reach the finish line in one of the ladies and she starts baking shadyron jr. in the oven, but they know how to avoid that.
On a serious note, I understand the nervousness and paranoia, especially if you're new to the hobby. It decreases with experience. Try some deep breathing exercises. And remember why you're there - to have fun!
