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Review: Honey’s Lara

rnb6969

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Title: Review: Honey’s Lara
Date: Jul 22, 2023
Phone: 347-360-8029
City: Brooklyn
State: NY
Location: Dyker

House Fee and Tip (if applicable) $310
Age Estimate: 25
Nationality: Caucasian
Physical Description: Dark hair,Natural C, wide hips, big ass

Recommendation: Yes
You recommend after she couldn't continue and she cut the session down?

No way. Go somewhere in Manhattan that's going to let you have real fun. A willing enthusiastic provider is key to enjoying this hobby. You are paying her a lot of money to perform.

This sounds awful.
 

Jahsonshine

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Yeah. I hear what you’re saying… I tend to look for the silver linings. I was prepared to pay x for an experience. Ultimately I achieved the end I desired, had $70 more than I planned to spend, and was able to go on with my day earlier than expected. As far as Lara goes, she’s a human being and she wasn’t grotesquely toxic or unpleasant… just kind of limited. Within those limits a good (enough) time was available.
 

Max Pressure

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Live and learn I guess… had never been to Honey’s before and the independents I usually see charge more so even the $310 seemed pretty low.
I went to see Honey (the actual Honey not one of her girls) based on someone's comment here. It was so-so. She was older than I expected and overweight.

IMO, there's a major effort to promote/push Honey's girls here. I'm not gonna point fingers, but if you read the reviews and comments, you can sus out who these members are.

I think there are better places to go to to get what you want.
 

rnb6969

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I went to see Honey (the actual Honey not one of her girls) based on someone's comment here. It was so-so. She was older than I expected and overweight.

IMO, there's a major effort to promote/push Honey's girls here. I'm not gonna point fingers, but if you read the reviews and comments, you can sus out who these members are.

I think there are better places to go to to get what you want.
Yeah definitely a sus message from someone. I agree with everything you said.

Honey's girls aren't special.

Teresa - Mid. No FS? Her germophobic attitude? Her lap dance was a YouTube video esque preview. Waste of money.

Melanie - Overweight as F. Not worth your money.

Lara - Cannot perform. Subpar skills.

Where's all this honey praise coming from?

Does someone work for honey here?
 

Joe1971

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What do you rate her ?
For 300 plus she should minimum a rate 7 her face
Body she fat ?
All well proportional
How was her still ?
Please comment
If she 25 and a rate a 7
Her still are great,
310 is cheap !
 

Moetwet

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I went to see Honey (the actual Honey not one of her girls) based on someone's comment here. It was so-so. She was older than I expected and overweight.

IMO, there's a major effort to promote/push Honey's girls here. I'm not gonna point fingers, but if you read the reviews and comments, you can sus out who these members are.

I think there are better places to go to to get what you want.
Definitely noticed this too. Must be some simps of hers. There were 2 younger girls here months ago hosting out of honeys spot. Nothing crazy in looks or service but they were priced higher than the usual market and after some time they went back down, probably due to not being busy enough. Same here, nothing special. I would advise to stay away unless you all want the prices to go up and up
 

Max Pressure

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Definitely noticed this too. Must be some simps of hers.
My working theory is that one of these members is either Honey herself or it's Honey's owner, trying to drum up business. I don't personally believe it's simps behind these posts.

When I visited, they were cheaper than what you would get elsewhere, being southern Brooklyn and all. Sorry to hear that the prices going up without service quality going up as well.
 

rnb6969

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My working theory is that one of these members is either Honey herself or it's Honey's owner, trying to drum up business. I don't personally believe it's simps behind these posts.

When I visited, they were cheaper than what you would get elsewhere, being southern Brooklyn and all. Sorry to hear that the prices going up without service quality going up as well.
I agree. Honey pays attention to the AMP reviews. The only way to really do that is to partake. We've got some fake reviews.
 

Jahsonshine

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Didn’t expect this thread to generate such controversy. I can say l don’t have many points of reference in Brooklyn. Saw Tiara twice, she’s nuts but whatever, went to an amp once in Manhattan and didn’t like it, Lear is generally pretty good, and my few UTR experiences were hit or miss but always more expensive than $310 … or the $240 I put down. Overall I paid for a service, didn’t get exactly what I was expecting but got what i came for … pun intended.
 

Ghosttrain

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You guys are just now figuring this out and I now feel compelled to chime in. I wasn't going to start this discussion because I simply do not want drama. All I can say is the speculation regarding shill reviews is accurate and confirmed. This is not to say you won't get serviced, but don't anticipate the sheer euphoric blissful nirvana experience it's been portrayed as. Feel free to read my review. Again, it was certainly not a "bad time", but a far cry from said exaggerated reviews.
 

Retired040124-01

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Yeah definitely a sus message from someone. I agree with everything you said.

Honey's girls aren't special.

Teresa - Mid. No FS? Her germophobic attitude? Her lap dance was a YouTube video esque preview. Waste of money.

Melanie - Overweight as F. Not worth your money.

Lara - Cannot perform. Subpar skills.

Where's all this honey praise coming from?

Does someone work for honey here?
To be fair, I’m fairly new to the site but most of Honey’s praise for his girls did come when she had her earlier batch of girls, including Vera. Never tried her or the others at the time, so maybe those girls deserved the praise.
 

rnb6969

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Didn’t expect this thread to generate such controversy. I can say l don’t have many points of reference in Brooklyn. Saw Tiara twice, she’s nuts but whatever, went to an amp once in Manhattan and didn’t like it, Lear is generally pretty good, and my few UTR experiences were hit or miss but always more expensive than $310 … or the $240 I put down. Overall I paid for a service, didn’t get exactly what I was expecting but got what i came for … pun intended.
Try party babes. Thank me later
 
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