Review: King/crystal spa

[Thisnthat]

Title: Review: King/crystal spa
Date: Jun 10, 2020
Phone: 718-687-9716
City: Nyc
State: ny
Location: E 66 ST
Age Estimate: 25ish
Nationality: Chinese
Physical Description: Like the girl from chinese food take out

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Recommendation: No

 

[thurber]

Thanks for the review! Can you give some more details as to what the girl looked like? E.g., her height, fat/thin/medium, how were her tits, pretty face or not, etc.

 

[manfrenjentsen]

Thank you for TOFTT.

 

[Happydaysagain2]

Did you see Luna?

 

[Thisnthat]

Did you see Luna?

Luna doesnt exist.

 

[Thisnthat]

Thanks for the review! Can you give some more details as to what the girl looked like? E.g., her height, fat/thin/medium, how were her tits, pretty face or not, etc.

Imagine a 5'3" thin box. Theres her body.

 

[didi88]

I got a text from them a few days ago and decided to check it out. The one that came to the door was a plain-faced chubby girl who was wearing the oversized t shirt described by OP. I thought she might be MMS, but she said she was the only one working. I thought to myself “this must be some sort of a joke”, so I asked again and she confirmed it. I bolted, and glad I did. Avoid, avoid, avoid..

 

[didi88]

Here is the ad from Cityx:

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/4-girls-kissingand-b2band-bbbj-718-864-1847-39311097

Completely fake pics and service descriptions

 

[thurber]

There was a similar ad in cityxguide for Asian massage gfe uptown. They said York in 70s. Anyone been? Sounded like a similar operation.

 

[didi88]

There was a similar ad in cityxguide for Asian massage gfe uptown. They said York in 70s. Anyone been? Sounded like a similar operation.

Do you have a link to this ad?

 

[thurber]

Do you have a link to this ad?

https://cityxguide.co/body-rubs/asian-girl-fun-and-playful-k-sexy-try-try-try__1591886560-40553432

 

[The REAL Bxbrown]

@Thisnthat, you sir are a champion, thanks for saving me the aggravation, and some green.

 

[didi88]

https://cityxguide.co/body-rubs/asian-girl-fun-and-playful-k-sexy-try-try-try__1591886560-40553432

This is different place than described by OP. Ad says she’s Korean; the other is Chinese

 

[Redjim2000]

Thanks for writing this review so I didn’t have to. The place is nice. The neighborhood is nice. The service sucks. The ads are bullshit. The texts they send you about what is offered is bullshit. The girl you see would be a hard pass at last call in a bar with the biggest of beer goggles on. Avoid.

 

[didi88]

https://cityxguide.co/body-rubs/asian-girl-fun-and-playful-k-sexy-try-try-try__1591886560-40553432

I was in the neighborhood so I checked this out. Fake ad, not surprisingly. She’s an unattractive Korean milf. Don’t bother

 

[thurber]

I was in the neighborhood so I checked this out. Fake ad, not surprisingly. She’s an unattractive Korean milf. Don’t bother

Thanks for TOFTT! Mind elaborating a little on her physical appearance and on what made her so unattractive? Short, fat, bad teeth, too skinny, etc.?
Also what was the setup? Walk up or elevator bldg?
If you don’t feel like elaborating, no worries, appreciate what you wrote!

 

[didi88]

Thanks for TOFTT! Mind elaborating a little on her physical appearance and on what made her so unattractive? Short, fat, bad teeth, too skinny, etc.?
Also what was the setup? Walk up or elevator bldg?
If you don’t feel like elaborating, no worries, appreciate what you wrote!

I didn’t stay since she was clearly not even close to what was described in the ad. She’s chunky, plain-faced; looked like someone who would be working in a Korean grocery. It’s a walk up apt in residential bldg on UES. Private location; looked like there was a separate bedroom. The set up was ok. The girl was the problem..

 

[DannyRand]

I unfortunately visited this place due to despiration. The only good thing I can say about the spa was how discreet it was. 2 floor walkup crooked staircase. Woman is nothing like the listed pictures. Probably in her 30s, chubby. Not really attractive at all so I went for 30m. Laid on my back and got horrible cbj. More like hj with her sucking the tip. As she was getting prepped for fs, I declined because I just wasn't attracted to her so I told her to finish with what she was doing. She had a real sexy move of constantly yawning during the session. The whole thing set me off. Finished my biz said thanks and wish I had saved my money

 

[Thisnthat]

Im just going to ask this question, how come the guys that went never wrote a review about the terrible experience. There have been like 4 or 5 people who have said "yea i went and it sucked too". Had 1 of you written a review we would have saved money and known what to expect at this place. Not trying to be an asshole but thats kinda what this is for... the good and the bad

 

[captain.williams.2]

Thank your for your service Thisnthat