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Review: Krystal Clear

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Hobby1975

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I saw Krystal a couple of times a few years ago and she was borderline obese back then. Her old ads had photos of her when she was in good shape...but when she showed up, her body was a different story(her physique was passable, but a bit disappointing.) What really annoyed me though, is on the BestGFE forum...she shamed providers who used professional photographers for glamour photos(stating these providers were misrepresenting themselves & that it was a sham.) Funny she should say that, since she MISREPRESENTED herself big time, by using out of date photos to hide her weight gain. However...she was still a sweetheart and a lot of fun & gave a 5-star girlfriend experience. She is also very charming and smart(but underneath the glossy veneer of her feminine wiles, lies some unsavory traits.)
When I first saw her, I asked her about a ladyfriend of hers she had worked with(CositaLinda87)....as I wanted a duo with them...but she said she ended her partnership with her(due to an incident wherein they were supposed to split the cost of a hotel room 50/50....but Linda had stiffed Krystal. Despite this story, Krystal still recommended her to me(which I had found odd, but didn't think too much of it at the time.) During out first meeting together, I had explained my financial situation to Krystal, stating that I would like to se her again(but that it would be a time when I had a few months to save the necessary funds...as I prefer 2 hour appt.'s.) Then...2 weeks later, she calls me up...offering me $50 off a session(as she was in dire straits)...so apparently, she didn't listen to a single word I said, regarding my finances. When I made a second appt. with her a few months later, she cancelled on me(due to her ex boyfriend refusing to stay at home to watch her 3 kids.) Her ex is the stay-at-home "mom"....so she is the breadwinner and yet, she has no control over her home situation?? Really strange....but whatever....we re-scheduled and when she showed up I asked her how she was doing & she immediately went into telling me her personal problems, saying that some former client exposed her by releasing personal info on a discussion forum(this is coming from a woman who has a strict rule about not forming friendships with clients)...so why was I being subjected to this bullshit? This is unprofessional behavior, as she shows up to an appointment in a seriously bad mood(rather than just re-scheduling for a better time.) During our first meeting, this woman says that her job is her social life & sex life....but yet, she won't befriend her clients AND the clients have to be subjected to all of her pissing & moaning over personal matters that aren't the client's business?? Well...anyhow....to Krystal's credit, she did her best to please me, despite her foul mood.
Some months later however....against my better judgement, I decided to arrange an appointment with Krystal's former work partner(CositaLinda87)...& what a disasterous mistake that was, as Linda is a 5-star flake. She only accepted initial contact via a PM from the TNA Board. I waited 2 f**king weeks for a reply and surprisingly, she was very polite in her message, so I set up an appointment and she ghosted me(& this woman is a well-loved provider with a long list of good review....with the exception of one other review where she had flaked out on a client.) After that disappointment, I decided to make a 3rd appt. with Krystal and I was honest with her, telling her what happened with her former work partner. However....on the morning of the day of our appointment, she called me up and cancelled(telling me that she is having her period.) Ummm...while I don't expect a woman to pinpoint precisely when they are going to have their period, they SHOULD KNOW when that time of the month is drawing near...in which case, you DON"T schedule an appt. during that time. What made things even more weird, is that is rather than her saying "let's re-schedule"....she just said "let's do this some other time"....WTF? This woman CONSTANTLY NEEDS MONEY...as she is renting a large house, has a car and 3 kids(and is supporting her live-in ex-boyfriend.) Krystal is also not very good at managing her finances but yet, her doing business with me did not seem very important at all....I mean, who in their right mind, would not appreciate a client that is reliable? Sure...she has many other clients, but anything can change for the worse in this business...as many clients come & go at some point. Being in an utter state of confusion, I e-mailed Krystal...& in an effort to sort this out in my head, I wrote to Krystal about my assumption that perhaps, she was upset with me, because I wanted to see her former partner that screwed her over....but why should she be, being that Krystal recommended her to me? I told Krystal that I had been good to her & that I didn't deserve getting brushed off(as that seemed to be the most plausible explanation.) She then fired off a very scathing e-mail to me, calling me a nutcase and telling me that she thought my posts on the TNA board were disgusting. She also said I had no right to speak to her the way I did(since I wasn't a regular of hers.) For the life of me, I cannot fathom why our business "relationship" became so toxic? It seems as though Krystal built up a long list of upscale & more local clients and that I was no longer worth the 45 mile trip to my home? If she just didn't want to be bothered seeing me again for whatever reason....she should have just been honest with me.
I am not here to suggest to anyone that you don't see her, but that this is merely a warning for the purpose of assessing whether or not you want to see Krystal. Ymmv.... By the way....in case anyone wants visual info on her physique, here is some photos(keep in mind, these photos are from a couple of years ago and she is heavier now.)
Thanks for the detailed review here, sir. She seems a top-notch flake to me.
 

elwoodblues69

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Yikes... Saw her pre-covid, she had alot less baggage back then among other things.
If you think my photos from 2 years ago are bad, check out this video;
https://www.xvideos.com/video61760755/krystalclearnj_takes_a_huge_cock_deep_in_her_throat
Damn....I don't mind chubby women, but this video almost made me impotent. As I see it, it's part of a woman's job to be attractive...but since her body has it's own zip code now, it would explain why she never raised her rates like everyone else has. :sick:
 

Njdave5151

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If you think my photos from 2 years ago are bad, check out this video;
https://www.xvideos.com/video61760755/krystalclearnj_takes_a_huge_cock_deep_in_her_throat
Damn....I don't mind chubby women, but this video almost made me impotent. As I see it, it's part of a woman's job to be attractive...but since her body has it's own zip code now, it would explain why she never raised her rates like everyone else has. :sick:
Not for nothing but you really can't see much of her body in that video.

Definitely showing of some mean DT skills though.
 

elwoodblues69

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Not for nothing but you really can't see much of her body in that video.

Definitely showing of some mean DT skills though.
You won't see much of her body anywhere online, as she deliberately hides her weight gain...but...these photos reveal her obesity(just from the face alone.) I also added one photo from about 5 years back & you can clearly see the difference.
 

elwoodblues69

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I wish you well. Not driving makes it tough. I understand about the scammers and the cancelling of appointments, etc. Hopefully you can find a good one soon.
Yep...not driving is a limitation...but then...I've read through many horror stories about guys driving an hour to see a chick, only to get ghosted. Pro hoe's these days are so lazy & full of shit, so I'm not going out of my way jumping through hoops for ANY of them. They are the ones making big bank....so let them work for their money and actually EARN their fees. Funny thing is....pre-COVID...there were more providers willing to travel & some even enjoy a mini road trip. Another odd thing is...many providers prefer hotels, as they feel safe in doing so, over outcall to private residences....but why? There's a chance of getting busted doing meet ups at hotels and if a guy passed the references check & he has a good history...what's the f**king problem? A lot of providers want 100% guaranteed meet ups & security & that just doesn't exist(unless of course, this hobby was legalized...but no provider wants to pay taxes...smh.) :rolleyes:
 

elwoodblues69

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I think Krystal saw this thread as she posted an alert on TNA
Yep...this psycho-f*ck texted me several times & demanded I remove my posts. I had to block her & report her as spam, to get rid of her. She then texted a friend of mine and wanted him to relay the message that if I post anymore photos of her, she will call the cops. That's pretty funny, since she herself, has plastered her photos all over the internet...on the TNA board, Twitter & various other escort sites. There are porn videos of her all over PornHub and Xvideos that were uploaded by various clients of hers. I only post photos of her here, for the purpose of my review of her(so that prospective clients can know exactly what to expect, if they decided to see her.) It would be pretty interesting, if she were to involve the police...as I am sure she would love to explain to an officer of what she does for a living? :eek::LOL:
 

Moeluvv69

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Everyone has an opinion , whether it is favourable or not is dependant on the person. It’s another thing entirely when she starts texting and demanding and getting others to send messages. Literally ridiculous especially when the pics and videos are already posted on the internet freely by many others including herself. No one is making money on her or trying to negatively impact her so called buisness. It’s your opinion and your entitled to it. What I think is more deceitful is a SW falsely advertising what they look like just to get a guy in the room. If your heavy set , then your heavy , just represent what you are. Advertise as BBW. If your rotund and worried about it adversely effecting your “ buisness “ loose some fucking weight. Tired of the bullshit. Don’t go threatening JOHNS because you’re inadequate. SMH
 

2020q8

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I remember back in the day she was friends with Amy kitty and they were both psychos to appoint good service, but psychos Amy kitty I believe probably still looks good
 
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