Review: Lana Body Rub

[thieftakergeneral]

Title: Review: Lana Body Rub
Date: Aug 15, 2020
Phone: 917 279 9388
City: New York
State: NY
Location: 52nd and 2nd
Age Estimate: 50
Nationality: Latina
Physical Description: 5'6" - Manmade Ds , Tanned Skin , Toned, Decent Curves/Ass

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Recommendation: Yes

 

[pocoloco51]

That’s a FIRST.

Who TF takes a NAP during a session?!

 

[Mtrain]

Face wise she looks like Cameron Diaz older sister.
If you're a 20somethin guy you would think she old.
If youre 40+ she is one sexy columbian gal.

 

[RandyMarsh]

Damage?

 

[Cuzadam10]

“Post nut though, the incongruity between her face and body got a bit much”

Exactly!!! Well said.

 

[manfrenjentsen]

Damage?

Ahem...

 

[Ripple65]

“Post nut though, the incongruity between her face and body got a bit much so despite her trying to push for a second pop in the bed, I just asked if I can take a quick nap.”

That is quite funny

 

[RandyMarsh]

Ahem...

Go on...

 

[pocoloco51]

Face wise she looks like Cameron Diaz older sister.
If you're a 20somethin guy you would think she old.
If youre 40+ she is one sexy columbian gal.

But, is this “The Mask” Cameron Diaz, or CURRENT day Cameron Diaz?

BIG difference.

 

[midtownman]

Cameron Diaz is now 48. She looks great to me. Lana is in her 50s. Figure it out.
If you want to see a 20yr old Cameron its gonna cost you way more than 170 for an hour. Just sayin.

 

[Uniquelyme]

Cameron Diaz is now 48. She looks great to me. Lana is in her 50s. Figure it out.
If you want to see a 20yr old Cameron its gonna cost you way more than 170 for an hour. Just sayin.

Why are you comparing what some hobbyist described as a 4. 5-5 face wise to Cameron Diaz? I'm trying to understand.

Her face is not attractive based on several people whose opinions I trust. Her body is nice for her age. Everyone should just know these 2 huge factors going in.

 

[bobdavidson]

But, is this “The Mask” Cameron Diaz, or CURRENT day Cameron Diaz?

BIG difference.

you'd be hard pressed to find any woman in their 50s who look like a 21 year-old cameron diaz

@Uniquelyme he's replying to the above post. c'mon man, i know you use these forums too much to not know that haha.

that being said, i saw lana based on her numerous positive reviews. i can attest that her face is a 4 at best.
she's old and she looks old. there's no way getting around that at that age.

great service though. maybe i'll write a review too.

 

[Uniquelyme]

you'd be hard pressed to find any woman in their 50s who look like a 21 year-old cameron diaz

@Uniquelyme he's replying to the above post. c'mon man, i know you use these forums too much to not know that haha.

that being said, i saw lana based on her numerous positive reviews. i can attest that her face is a 4 at best.
she's old and she looks old. there's no way getting around that at that age.

great service though. maybe i'll write a review too.

Drop one bro. To compare her to Cameron Diaz still doesn't make sense to me. I get why but to use Cameron smh.

 

[sushilick]

Why are you comparing what some hobbyist described as a 4. 5-5 face wise to Cameron Diaz? I'm trying to understand.

Her face is not attractive based on several people whose opinions I trust. Her body is nice for her age. Everyone should just know these 2 huge factors going in.

You havent seen her but you still post an opinion on this?

 

[Uniquelyme]

You havent seen her but you still post an opinion on this?

Yes read the post again on why I do.

 

[thieftakergeneral]

“Post nut though, the incongruity between her face and body got a bit much”

Exactly!!! Well said.

Yea in a way, I almost prefer Mari (Brazillian milf in LIC). More of a shortstack body but her face fits a bit better with that type of body ya know. Gives off a MILFy Latina housekeeper vibe.