Review: Lana

[Americandream1987]

Title: Review: Lana
Date: Dec 23, 2021
Phone: 9172799388
City: New York
State: NY
Location: Midtown
Age Estimate: 50
Nationality: Latina
Physical Description: Busty and Great shape

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Recommendation: Yes

 

[Nylnlst]

everything is covered, is that correct ?

 

[DavidJ7]

damn, she is in great shape!

 

[Applesauce23]

Title: Review: Lana
Date: Dec 23, 2021
Phone: 9172799388
City: New York
State: NY
Location: Midtown
Age Estimate: 50
Nationality: Latina
Physical Description: Busty and Great shape

Click to unlock the hidden Private Details in this review

Recommendation: Yes

50? she was 50 maybe 10-15 years ago. She’s easily in her 60s now, she’s a weathered paranoid drunk. But she is a nice person

 

[Nylnlst]

50? she was 50 maybe 10-15 years ago. She’s easily in her 60s now, she’s a weathered paranoid drunk. But she is a nice person

Wanted to see her but all the ghost reviews and everything covered left me with apprehension and doubt

 

[Applesauce23]

Wanted to see her but all the ghost reviews and everything covered left me with apprehension and doubt

Bro avoid, she ghosted me once and then called me back before I got to to Penn station.

Bitch is a paranoid drunk mess, she did suck my soul out for waiting 30 mins and did give me 30 mins free. She’s easily 20 years older than those photos posted.

 

[Potatosack]

She’s between 57-60. Way past her expiration date. Avoid.

 

[BuzzerBeater]

Kudos to all that have seen her and enjoyed their time. But this was #1 on my Not Top Plays in hobbying list. I could care less about the ghosting & denial. but the process & duration was really immature & unprofessional from a woman her age & years in the game. After 3 hours of back & forth setup (who does that?), i stood on the corner for 10 minutes while on the phone with her, as she watched me from her window (who knows where). She's arguing that i look younger than what i told her & calls me a liar. I said adios & had an awesome session at another LMP.

BTW i did read all the reviews about her idiosyncrasies & paranoia prior to the snap, but felt like i was finally gonna score with her.

"You know it beez that way sometimes papi" - Pachanga

 

[Cholo54]

careful guys...
theres someone on this board that defends her and will call you out.
and I think the moderators side with him.

 

[BuzzerBeater]

careful guys...
theres someone on this board that defends her and will call you out.
and I think the moderators side with him.

Oye @Cholo54 amigo. that comment undermines the integrity of the AR community (and your own) on a few levels. Try staying in the "review contributor" lane. You're swerving a bit.

 

[Applesauce23]

careful guys...
theres someone on this board that defends her and will call you out.
and I think the moderators side with him.

She has many white knights, god bless them because based on their bs comments I went to see her. She absolutely in her 60 wrinkly and crazy

Avoid unless you you want a bj and bang from a expired latina.

 

[Cyrus2ofNY]

Agree with dissenters above. Saw her about 5 years ago based rave reviews and found a very skittish and unattractive old woman. Tried sticking it out for her soapy moves and it felt like she was on the limit of injuring me. I decided to leave after that and, to her credit, she offered half-off next time since I left well before my hour was up. Didn’t matter though because I never returned

 

[Youngadvisor]

I was a fan about 11 years ago when I started hobbying I am shocked she’s still in the game I have to agree that she’s over 50 but her service is YMMV and honestly after my last few sessions I wouldn’t call her a drunk, but she has been extremely talkative and not as sexy, I haven’t been back and would not go back to see her, but man have I enjoyed our times prior to her decline