I really feel like review quality is dropping off big time in the past few months. You didn't include price, more specific location, or any details in any way. You just gave vague impressions.
"I read your review on the computer, you didn't answer any questions.
I wasn't given the address to a very upscale new apartment building.
In Carroll gardens.
He opened the review with vague answers. Nice impressions. I notice that there is nothing of substance here. Very sweet.
I took the time to review your review, extended to a parody.
You makes me feel frustrated and like you didn't actually go.
I won't read your reviews again."