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Review: Lisa - A-spa

ballshit

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Thanks for the support gentlemen, I'm not trying to bash the place at all, just my opinion. She asked me like 5 times why did I request and I didn't want to say like oh I read about you on a forum just cause. So I said a friend and then she kept on asking me what does he look like, is he bald and how old and etc etc. Like I said I just wanted to relax and enjoy my time.
 

MorvernCalor

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Thanks for the support gentlemen, I'm not trying to bash the place at all, just my opinion. She asked me like 5 times why did I request and I didn't want to say like oh I read about you on a forum just cause. So I said a friend and then she kept on asking me what does he look like, is he bald and how old and etc etc. Like I said I just wanted to relax and enjoy my time.
Damn, that is annoying. Haha.
 

n2deep

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Thanks for the support gentlemen, I'm not trying to bash the place at all, just my opinion. She asked me like 5 times why did I request and I didn't want to say like oh I read about you on a forum just cause. So I said a friend and then she kept on asking me what does he look like, is he bald and how old and etc etc. Like I said I just wanted to relax and enjoy my time.
you should have just answered that you chose her because she is so sexy and beautiful...they are still human after all...
and who knows maybe your session would have been much better...
 

wmoy12

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Let Ballshit speak his truth. I find that we embeliish some reviews for (god knows why) no reason. His honesty is refreshing. Lisa is in fact late 30s like he says-Some reviews ive read say 20s.

Its all good Lisa is a nice girl so no ill will towards her. But some of the reviews about her and Coco are over embellished.
 

MorvernCalor

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Let Ballshit speak his truth. I find that we embeliish some reviews for (god knows why) no reason. His honesty is refreshing. Lisa is in fact late 30s like he says-Some reviews ive read say 20s.

Its all good Lisa is a nice girl so no ill will towards her. But some of the reviews about her and Coco are over embellished.
Who’s to say they were over embellished? You weren’t there. These girls open up to some of us more than others. Just cuz one of them gets freaky and is open to anything with one of us doesn’t mean they’ll be that way with ALL of us. Yeah, you’re paying for a “service” but like someone said, they are human after all. Do you get free drinks by being standoffish with a bartender?
 

Don31

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Who’s to say they were over embellished? You weren’t there. These girls open up to some of us more than others. Just cuz one of them gets freaky and is open to anything with one of us doesn’t mean they’ll be that way with ALL of us. Yeah, you’re paying for a “service” but like someone said, they are human after all. Do you get free drinks by being standoffish with a bartender?
Exactly. Well said.
 

ballshit

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I can't really comment on over embellishment with other reviews but I just write about my experiences the most honest I can since I receive information from this site, I give back. If we are going by the bartender example, my experience felt more like me asking for scotch and then the bartender says they are out and then keep on grilling me for ID and then giving me tequila instead. I wasn't standoffish or rude, in fact I tipped $.2 which is the going rate for fs here I believe.
 

wmoy12

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Yeah; I was commending you ballshit on your honest and accurate review. Its unfortunate that when some of you say "hottie" or 20 yo something and when i get there I see someone far from a hottie and in their late 30s its a waste of my time, and raises suspicion. But it's all good- I have a mental note of reliable reviewers.
 

wmoy12

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Lisa is cute and a nice girl - but definitely not a hottie. Like I said - I have nothing but good wishes for her, and I hope she gets a lot of business because she is a sweet and nice girl (and I do understand what she means by having the "feelings")- but I was expecting a hottie (with beautiful face, curves and some boobs (my definition of a hottie). My venting is not even about Lisa, - its when it is egregious (there have been more reviews lately that say "gorgeous" and when I see the girl- she has a nice body but looks like a giraffe). There was another poster who alluded to this earlier this morning- he cited reviewers using pieces of other reviews to create a fake one of their own with no new info- I've been noticing this more also.
 

MorvernCalor

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So your idea of “hot” is much different. Your idea of hot also sounds like something not common in Chinatown.

All this business about creating fake reviews based on other reviews... I don’t think that’s the case with these Lisa reviews. It’s just a case of Lisa’s fans not having the same taste as you.
 

John2.0

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I stumbled on this review and then realized that "wait, I've been there!" - and my experience was extremely similar to what OP describes here. I came there based on reviews, asked for Lisa, Lisa was available, and although she was attractive and energetic, the session was completely and entirely derailed by follow up questions about how exactly I had found her and the place. My visit was a little while ago and I won't bother posting a review about it, but I I gotta say reading this review was a Deja Vu moment for me. I've never felt more interrogated about why I was a new customer, to the extent that I didn't get the experience I expected.
 

John2.0

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Strange, maybe something has changed. She used to seem fairly laidback.
my visit wasn't in the last few days. Considering my experience together with the scenario described by the OP, I think this is a thing that happens at the venue, from time to time. Perhaps there is some disconnect between the service they provide here and the expectations of the owner? I'm not explaining this too well as it is late and I'm running out of energy, but happy to comment further in the morning. The main thing I am saying is that I've had a visit similar to what OP described, I paid for a massage etc and while I was getting the thing I paid for, I was interrogated about where I found out about the place I was paying for a massage at.
 
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