This whole exchange has been adorable
now i dont want to get all controversial, but ive been up all night trying to think this through for you dudes, and after careful consideration, I've devised a bona fide plan
Mina is trying to protect herself from both a safety AND legality standpoint. Therefore, she screens clients with diligence. She is free to go to whatever lengths she feels necessary in order to feel safe. Hell, if I was a woman in her shoes, I'd be conducting strip searches at gun point and BLOOD TESTING you dirty bastards.
The lads are ALSO trying to protect themselves from both a safety AND legality standpoint. In order to be screened, there are some things that I'm willing to do, and some things that I'm NOT willing to do. When I'm asked to do something for the sake of screening purposes that I'm uncomfortable with, I conduct myself as a gentleman and say something to the effect of "I understand, but I'm just not comfortable doing that"
I end with a "namaste" or some spiritual hocus pocus, and off I go.
This week - problems between mongers and providers - next week I travel to the middle east to broker a peace deal between the Israelis and the Palestinians.
You're all very VERY welcome.
Let us have no more of this, until the sun burns out, and the rivers run dry.