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Review: Miura & the Road to the Multiverse

Nutopia1

Nutopia1

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BrettKavanaugh said:
OK, Marcia Clark, no denying you're free to make any comments you like. Likewise others in turn should feel free to tell the original poster to ignore this critique, because this is a well above average, informative and easy to read review. And while I did not literally laugh out loud as I read it, I chuckled silently to myself at the thought that Mia would be reincarnated as Miura. So I would urge Elf98 to continue to cultivate his distinct voice.



Now, your critique of MY reviews is fair. I don't write those to inform or entertain any of you. Any information or entertainment that falls upon the readers who dare to plow through the whole thing is purely collateral damage. And they're undeniably long. (That said, how did I do with Gina? That was short for me. BTW, Gina is clean as a whistle in your area of interest). But I don't think it's fair to project my motivations on to Elf98.

THIS review is not at all long. There's a TLDR summary right at the front for any busy executives who need a short summary. The rest, which is at most medium length, expounds on the thought that she is a Mia type. It's also pretty well-organized and well formatted for easy reading in going through the various facets he feels she reminds him of Mia. And again, crystal clear who had the bush. Her being a Mia type is highly pertinent and highly valuable intel. (Assuming it's true). Most of the time a review that says "she's cute, she has a nice body, and I did x, y, z, then x again, and she loved my 7 inch dick" is essentially useless. Comps like this to other known providers are highly useful.

That said, you do seem laser-focused on the precise shape, volume and texture of her pubic hair. Which, you must realize, is a pretty detailed ask. And not something I see in great detail in any reviews. Usually it's binary: bald or not bald. (I suppose I did a little bit of that with Dolly, who coincidentally, is a bit of a Mia type). While, sure, for many of you that detail is important, and you are free to ask for that additional intel in the comments, it is not objectively any more relevant to many readers in helping us to get a feel for what the Miura experience might be like as compared to "she's a Mia type....but Japanese and with a bush". I would argue less relevant, as the bush situation could change any minute, while her face and the core "feel" is unlikely to change much.

Here's the thing a bunch of dudes fail to understand when they complain about reviews that don't break things down AutomaticSlim style. Slim's style is fine - because IT'S HIS STYLE!!!!! He has a distinctive voice. If everyone wrote like that, then I wouldn't have any sense of who is who, and as we all know, only like 20% of reviewers are worth paying attention to. It sure helps me remember which dudes I agree with and which dudes have vastly different tastes, which dudes are clear imbeciles, and which are obvious shills, if I have some feel for their handles. So in this case, if I go see Miura, and she's nothing like Mia, I'm going to remember that, and say to myself, that Elf98 may need to be taken with a grain or shaker of salt. If I go and think - actually, yeah, she's kind of a Mia type, then going forward I'm gonna pay closer attention to his reviews. This is CRITICAL intelligence. Arguably as critical as intel on any single girl.
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Agreed that the status of pussy hair is unfortunately a moving target.
Also can you take a look at a few of my reviews and render an opinion ?
As the most prolific reviewer here your thoughts would be welcome.
And as a judge you'll be fair and render your verdict based solely on facts and not subject to political influences .
 
BrettKavanaugh

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Nutopia1 said:
Agreed that the status of pussy hair is unfortunately a moving target.
Also can you take a look at a few of my reviews and render an opinion ?
As the most prolific reviewer here your thoughts would be welcome.
And as a judge you'll be fair and render your verdict based solely on facts and not subject to political influences .
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Best <> Most prolific. Many dudes have more reviews than I do.

Not sure if that was serious, but if so, sure, why not? But tell me which 3 of your reviews you think are your best. However you define best.

I haven't seen any of those girls, so I can't evaluate your accuracy, only if they seem informative and/or hold my interest.
 
Nutopia1

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BrettKavanaugh said:
Best <> Most prolific. Many dudes have more reviews than I do.

Not sure if that was serious, but if so, sure, why not? But tell me which 3 of your reviews you think are your best. However you define best.

I haven't seen any of those girls, so I can't evaluate your accuracy, only if they seem informative and/or hold my interest.
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Barbie , Mariya, Akane ...
 
Nutopia1

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BrettKavanaugh said:
I have some thoughts! You're sure you can handle some constructive feedback?

At which point we'll take it to a new discussion thread, and draw some larger lessons about what I think is useful or at least entertaining in a review.
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Sure let's hear your thoughts. New thread makes sense .
 
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