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Review: Mt Laurel Asian--COCO

Thumper

Some people call me a space cowbunny...
Messages: 686
Reviews: 24
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Ok.... I was in the area, and decided to try the number up above. I was expecting this younger somewhat cute asian doll, but what I got was her flabby, saggy 3rd aunt from her father's side.

It was awkward because I have never tried a motel provider. Indy's sure, but this chick was clearly pushing the lot-lizard circuit before this venture.

But who am I to judge... Maybe she will wow me with her skill? Nope... Not a single wooo was to be had. She only wanted to do Mish, and I'm too big to pull that off any more, so I decided to push the bar, and had her give me a good ol rusty trombone. This chick actually put a damn condom on her tongue before heading down to funky town. She was surprisingly enthusiastic about playing the horn, and was able to get me off pretty quick.

I literally checked in and out in about 20-minutes. And now I know that I never want to try that again

But hey, to ea h his own... You sick facks
 

puffin

Registered Member
Messages: 493
Reviews: 6
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> But hey, to ea h his own... You sick facks

Years ago after a Brooklyn spot, the provider I met at the door said "Bedroom busy, we do in here." and she then led me to the bathroom. I realized then I was sinking lower and lower in the tradeoffs I would make for sex. I left.
 
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