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Review: New Century - Joy

MartyS

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What place was that ?
New Century Spa, in Warmister on Street Road. I have had a wide range of experiences there. From excellent to sub-par. For that immediate local area it is a usually a good place. Nice big rooms and clean. I have had good experiences there. Sorry this guy had such a bad experience with Joy.

There was an excellent gal, Maya who used to work there. Also another skinny lady, can't remember her name but an incredible body. It is the kind of place if you don't see what you like or don't get a good vibe from the lady, take a hard pass. Funny over the years, you kind learn to read the gals eyes to when you 1st meet them.

My little trick (not just at this spa but everywhere) is to try to talk to them for just a few minutes before giving them the HF money and stripping down for the shower. Let her know you're holding the HF back and you want to talk 1st, they know exactly what you're doing. It works really well with a hot looking chick who can easily trick you. The bad hot chicks are usually very business-like and act like they are doing you a major favor.

I am not trying to do a job interview, just casual small talk. I usually try to compliment her about anything (shoes, dress, hair...) and joke about something about me (usually my lack of hair). Even if she speaks limited English they will try to play along. If you're not getting a reaction out of her, and if the vibe is all wrong, trust that feeling. If she has a great personality and is fun to talk to and you're getting a really good feeling, it is usually a great sign, even if she isn't a beauty queen. Especially if she laughs and smiles easily. Most dead fish have a 3 day constipated look and vibe to them and act like a smile requires a major effort.

Taking that 2 minutes or so has saved me, I know, from a lot of sub-par experiences. Also by holding back the HF money it seems like it is much easier to walk out the door without any hassles. Don't ever give the manager the HF. It can be tricky sometimes, you'll encounter a good gal but she can be just shy. Then there are the dead fish gals, if you get the feeling she is looking at you like a walking and talking ATM machine...well, Run Forest Run. This method isn't fool proof, and I have and still once in a while, made mistakes but I have gotten a lot better at reading them over the years.

I am rather familiar with this place because I used to work about 1 mile from here. I would go here because, you can park in the back, there is a rear door, very private. Seems like the other places are in busy shopping centers and working so close by I didn't want to run into co-workers. I still do a little business with those people and keeping a low profile is still important.
 

Wayne1250

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Nice review. The other sure sign is to lean in for a kiss to see what happens. If she kisses you back she is likely more open minded for other things. If she turns to give you a cheek then you may want to rethink things a little.
 
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