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Review: Ocean Spa Sayreville--white dress

DatPornManDo

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Title: Review: Ocean Spa Sayreville--white dress
Date: Oct 11, 2018
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City: Sayreville
Age Estimate: 40
Nationality: Korean
Physical Description: Thin, "Tall"
Summary: Visited Ocean after finding out they reopened from a different site. Never really had a great experience here but during the day it will get the job done. As anyone will tell you, getting in there is a little weird with their 2 step entrance.

This spa is the definitive 2.5 stars although my attendant had 4 star looks. She was tall for the job, super thin, and maybe 42 at most. Looked disinterested in working but it was early in the day. Spa has a weird shower setup(always has) and now there is a weird pillow. Everything you might ask for is here, although they advertise nuru, I've never had an attendant say they do that

Recommendation: Yes
 

Koondog

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Anyone else have a good experience with this Lisa? This is WAYYYYYY south for me but if she's as thin as mentioned I would be willing to drive.
 

DatPornManDo

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Anyone else have a good experience with this Lisa? This is WAYYYYYY south for me but if she's as thin as mentioned I would be willing to drive.
This review wasn't for Lisa, I've seen Lisa and she performed as expected, which is to say well. If you have a local favorite don't waste the drive but she's great in the area
 

J n J

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I've. seen Lisa several times; she has IMO a pretty face, yes she is thin, a little taller than most, small top and a skinny ass but she is reliable. IMO her main negative is she's talks to much and I can't understand a word of her broken English.
 

Koondog

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I checked out Lisa today. Tall? If you consider 5"2 or 5"3 tall I guess. More on the petite side than tall if you asked me. She was described as "super thin" Huh? She's not any thinner than most girls you would see in your average AMP. Guys---you need to be more careful in your descriptions. She had bad darkened teeth, told me she was from Hong Kong.
 

J n J

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I checked out Lisa today. Tall? If you consider 5"2 or 5"3 tall I guess. More on the petite side than tall if you asked me. She was described as "super thin" Huh? She's not any thinner than most girls you would see in your average AMP. Guys---you need to be more careful in your descriptions. She had bad darkened teeth, told me she was from Hong Kong.
 

J n J

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Hi Koon I remember you from SH, you were a pain in the ass then and I guess you're still are. The way you describe the provider you saw I don't think you saw Lisa. The Lisa I know is at least 5'5" This place has always been B&S so I'm guessing you got switched. I couldn't tell you what it says on the front door since I always use the back door.
 

Koondog

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Hi JnJ...I don't remember you at all from SH. Probably because your reviews/comments haven't improved all that much in the accuracy department.
 
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