There is absolutely a wide perspective in opinion on this site. If you are under 40, you will have one perspective, if you are over 60, you will have an entirely different perspective. If there is a review that intrigues you, PM the reviewer and ask how old they are and how much his SO weighs. With those two numbers, you can assess the value of a review. When a woman is wearing a short red dress and high heels, she is not highlighting her massage skills. you heard the saying YMMV, I always say MSMV My Standards May Vary.
If you have high standards and you are in MontCo, give yourself a treat and visit Classy Philly. Reviews are usually in Philadelphia, but they are in a suburban location.