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Review: Private Laisons- Duo with Tori and Elise

@chapoip55

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Title: Review: Private Laisons- Duo with Tori and Elise
Date: Oct 26, 2023
Phone: Given once Verified
City: Philadelphia
State: Pennsylvania
Location: KOP
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 7.5 Roses
Nationality: Latina
Age Estimate: 21-25ish
Physical Description: Elise is small , about 5”5 with full B-cups. Tori is big, about 5”7 with beautiful D-Cups

Recommendation: Yes
 

Rburgendy49

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Damn.. you guys have more disposable income than I do.. ha.. that is a LOT of money for a bad experience... That is at least FS sessions at a regular amp.
 

markkennedy

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The bad thing you mention, maybe this is a thing some gents may no have big problem with. For me, I hate the upsell and the a la carte thing. For that price most everything should already be on the table with no discussion and haggling. Fuck nothing breaks up the mood like "hey baby, I like your bick gock, want to see my bobs for 20 mah bucka?" Just tell me how much for the buffet, leave me a plate and a fork, and let's go!
 

ricochino215

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Thanks for the review. I was actually eyeing up Tori........

I've had the same experience with Latina providers in Costa Rica and DR. Not sure why they don't keep things clean down there. It's a shame because they are some of the hottest women around.
 

jim_hatez

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Damn bro sorry this was a bust. I know I posted about this few days ago, because they looked good, but I decided not to do it because I was under the weather last week, and although I'm mostly better now, my energy levels aren't that great, so I figured a double at that price point wouldn't be well spent unless I'm 100% myself.

I can't believe she tried to upsell you at that price point. I would not be happy at all. Also sounds like there wasn't any real interaction between them. The fact is they are getting their full hourly rate for < "work" means you expect the "fun part" of duos which means they interact. If that's so limited what is the point, might as well do 2 separate hours for the same cost and get double the time.

And a hygiene issue on top of it? Ugh.
 

markkennedy

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You know, on re-reading review and taking the bad thing out of equation, am completely interested! Can fix that problem! Curvy Spanish girl and her little pal? Yes please!

Can deal with the haggling from the rip, kind of interested with the various extras mentioned. I see they are not on schedule anymore, but can save this one for another time for sure.

Thanks for review, will enjoy very much!
 

jim_hatez

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You know, on re-reading review and taking the bad thing out of equation, am completely interested! Can fix that problem! Curvy Spanish girl and her little pal? Yes please!

Can deal with the haggling from the rip, kind of interested with the various extras mentioned. I see they are not on schedule anymore, but can save this one for another time for sure.

Thanks for review, will enjoy very much!
I don't think you are wrong even if you are being sarcastic (I couldn't tell for sure lol). It could have been an awesome time sounds like, if that hygiene issue wasn't there and they cut the upsell BS.

I guess what bugs me is he brought up the issue and was given an excuse instead of an apology or an offer of a discount in the future.

Without going on a total threadjack, I have noticed that myself when things don't go according to plan. Not sure if PL is just less customer service focused, or if they got burned a lot in the past (absolutely possible). Still, they would do better for themselves long term to acknowledge the issue, apologize, and offer a small discount as compensation on a future session.

But hey, I don't run it, so while I feel strongly about this my opinion won't change shit.

Knowing this... I keep them on periphery of my rotation. It's nice to have an option, but it's not one going after as a priority if that's gonna be how you are treated after spending almost a G which I don't care how loaded you are, that's real money.

Anyway, sorry for the mini-rant, I hope your next experience is 10x better.

jim
 

ProfessorBeast

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I don't think you are wrong even if you are being sarcastic (I couldn't tell for sure lol). It could have been an awesome time sounds like, if that hygiene issue wasn't there and they cut the upsell BS.

I guess what bugs me is he brought up the issue and was given an excuse instead of an apology or an offer of a discount in the future.

Without going on a total threadjack, I have noticed that myself when things don't go according to plan. Not sure if PL is just less customer service focused, or if they got burned a lot in the past (absolutely possible). Still, they would do better for themselves long term to acknowledge the issue, apologize, and offer a small discount as compensation on a future session.

But hey, I don't run it, so while I feel strongly about this my opinion won't change shit.

Knowing this... I keep them on periphery of my rotation. It's nice to have an option, but it's not one going after if that's gonna be how you are treated after spending almost a G which I don't care how loaded you are, that's real money.

Anyway, sorry for the mini-rant, I hope your next experience is 10x better.

jim
They’re an agency but the girls are independent contractors so they can’t offer a discount as it would hurt one girl for another girl’s problem.
I guess they could offer a voucher
 

jim_hatez

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They’re an agency but the girls are independent contractors so they can’t offer a discount as it would hurt one girl for another girl’s problem.
I guess they could offer a voucher
I understand, but, they could offer a small discount out of their cut the next time. That's good customer service.

But, they will do what they want. And we can only really vote with our wallets.
 

markkennedy

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yea exactly, the hygiene thing aside, it could have been super awesome! If you read the thing and turn "haggle time" into nothing, i.e. there was all-in price from the beginning, and read it without the hygiene thing, which is how I re-read it this morning, it looks like a jackpot! The haggle thing of course we can get around by talking it out before starting, and the hygiene thing, for me, could have been a simple, hey let's get in the shower for some fun.

For sure, 100% that agency should have some customer resolution system. For that price, that should be attracting some high rollers who we enjoy not to be fucking around with a la carte and upsell and dirty pussy.

Would be easy like you say, take the discount out of the contractors' end. I do this all the time in my business when we have someone do toll processing in another country. They are set to do X tons per hour at Y price, so that I can have it shipped someplace else for Z price. That customer doesn't know or care if the toll processor had a few guys turn up sick that day, or that country's government decided to turn the power off for the day. The customer wants his shit on time in the quantities and price we negotiated. I take some of the loss, and the toll processor takes the loss, and they either smile while taking the loss or never get the business again. And they always want the business again. If girl has a dirty pussy, that is 100% no my problem, but since the only thing I care about in the universe is DATYO'ing a stranger, I feel like I would have been on fire over that thing.

The end-use customer ought never to take the loss. PL could take it out of their own end, and then either eat it or take it out of the provider's end. Such a mess. Would be funny if someone with actual operations experience ever ran one of these agencies or even the spas, but I'm sure it would be so awesome that they'd be busted in a week.
 

GW54

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Yes. But quoted she’s just starting up. Give her a second shot next time. I won’t be seeing Tori anytime soon.
I had a similar experience. My god! Tori smelled like death. I told PL about it and i was told that nobody had any issues with her and that she is a big star. Fuck that! I was so pissed when the door opened and saw Fiona (from Shrek) in the flesh. I was like you know fuck it im here and i never had a bad experience before. But fuck! I we started out doggy and i literally after 2 pumps i left. God! Part of me was ready to take back donation. But i really like PL line up but damn she felt so cheap. I almost threw up. She is the worst provider i have ever seen.
 

GW54

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I had a similar experience. My god! Tori smelled like death. I told PL about it and i was told that nobody had any issues with her and that she is a big star. Fuck that! I was so pissed when the door opened and saw Fiona (from Shrek) in the flesh. I was like you know fuck it im here and i never had a bad experience before. But fuck! I we started out doggy and i literally after 2 pumps i left. God! Part of me was ready to take back donation. But i really like PL line up but damn she felt so cheap. I almost threw up. She is the worst provider i have ever seen.
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This is how tori looked like
 

DaisyB

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I had a similar experience. My god! Tori smelled like death. I told PL about it and i was told that nobody had any issues with her and that she is a big star. Fuck that! I was so pissed when the door opened and saw Fiona (from Shrek) in the flesh. I was like you know fuck it im here and i never had a bad experience before. But fuck! I we started out doggy and i literally after 2 pumps i left. God! Part of me was ready to take back donation. But i really like PL line up but damn she felt so cheap. I almost threw up. She is the worst provider i have ever seen.
Part of me thinks that she might purposely have bad hygiene just so she can have easy, quick sessions like this lol. The guy is disgusted, leaves early, and she still gets her money. I wouldn't put it past some of these girls.
 
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