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Review: PSE, Horny AF and ASSlicious La Bella @ EPM “The 1/4 Stick of DYNAMITE” *ASS Men Alert*

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Rice33

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Buckedi said:
He’s 3-3 regarding EPM reviews and all of them are over the top.
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I’ve been very lucky in this hobby due to my appearance, grooming, hygiene and how I treat all of the ladies with the upmost respect.

LaBella said I’m the only competitive bodybuilder she has seen in Philly with large quads, calves and traps. She said it’s more common in LA to see steriod looking bodybuilding customers.

In addition, I don’t ask the girls for anything. I have never requested extracurricular activities. I just go with the flow of each session. My main objective is pleasing the girls, in turn, I get pleasure. If the girl is not having a good time, I leave unhappy.

Bodybuilders have a 90% chance of having a good time in this hobby as long as he is not an asshole.
 
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Niceguy0388

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Rice33 said:
I’ve been very lucky in this hobby due to my appearance, grooming, hygiene and how I treat all of the ladies with the upmost respect.

LaBella said I’m the only competitive bodybuilder she has seen in Philly with large quads, calves and traps. She said it’s more common in LA to see steriod looking bodybuilding customers.

In addition, I don’t ask the girls for anything. I have never requested extracurricular activities. I just go with the flow of each session. My main objective is pleasing the girls, in turn, I get pleasure. If the girl is not having a good time, I leave unhappy.

Bodybuilders have a 90% chance of having a good time in this hobby as long as he is not an asshole.
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Dam guess i need to drop the mushroom whiz wit and start lifting.. :LOL:
 
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Rice33 said:
I’ve been very lucky in this hobby due to my appearance, grooming, hygiene and how I treat all of the ladies with the upmost respect.

LaBella said I’m the only competitive bodybuilder she has seen in Philly with large quads, calves and traps. She said it’s more common in LA to see steriod looking bodybuilding customers.

In addition, I don’t ask the girls for anything. I have never requested extracurricular activities. I just go with the flow of each session. My main objective is pleasing the girls, in turn, I get pleasure. If the girl is not having a good time, I leave unhappy.

Bodybuilders have a 90% chance of having a good time in this hobby as long as he is not an asshole.
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Its true, while I'm not a "body builder ", lifting and doing jiu jitsu has gotten me ........I dont mean to brag, a leaner body than most.
 
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Rice33

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Mr.chan said:
Its true, while I'm not a "body builder ", lifting and doing jiu jitsu has gotten me ........I dont mean to brag, a leaner body than most.
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That explains why Hurricane Hanna keeps in touch with you. Hanna must enjoy looking at your lean fit body. Hanna and I have worked out together at LA Fitness in the Philly area. Back in her Philly days she was all about Pilates. Nowadays, she is strength and weight training. Hanna is a gym rat. Stay healthy, eat clean and stay active buddy....Keep it up!
 
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I'll give her a second chance!
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Just adjust your format when seeing her...instead of looking for GFE give her the BFE treatment right off the bat and kick back and enjoy the rewards of your efforts. That's the key that can unlock this sweet doll and get her to unleash her inner animal. YMMV is very possible! I know Rice personally and look nothing like him physically yet she still rocked my world so she's not just about a Greek God physique but I'm sure she and other providers appreciate it. I have repeated and my 2nd visit was as spectacular as the 1st visit and I don't doubt if I went back for 3rds it would be any different. I suggested the BFE treatment in my review (Rice took my advice) a while back when there was nothing but negative reviews about her. Booker L as I will refer her as for now on was surprised when we chatted afterwards and I told her the passion was there and she could become a star provider if she embraced GFE but she is very strong willed. I personally believe it's in her dna, that I'm here for you lets see if you are here for me and if so I'm going to tear you up lol and she did! Her popularity has increased it seems in recent reviews, her body is to die for all natural and to be honest if she had a hug fake rack it wouldn't suit her. Her small breast love attention and she loves daty....she makes the sweetest melody of approval that captures you and then it's your turn and oh boy!
 
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The Boy Friend Experience

Izzy and Rice, you are both correct but not just with La Bella. Maybe she more than most but forever I have been a proponent of the BFE. Most all girls love to be pleasured and to be made to feel special. My experience has always been to think of their pleasure first amd then you will receive their best in return.

There are some others ways to make them feel special too, none if which are costly but just shows some extra appreciation.

And in no way I am even close to the stud as Rice is and I am much older than Izzy, but I too have always (or think I have) received the best these girls have to offer.

Don't wait for a bad session, be proactive and things will be great. If you think the girls are actresses, we can be great actors too. Every once and a while it may not even be acting.
 
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taway612

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izzy4219 said:
Just adjust your format when seeing her...instead of looking for GFE give her the BFE treatment right off the bat and kick back and enjoy the rewards of your efforts. That's the key that can unlock this sweet doll and get her to unleash her inner animal. YMMV is very possible! I know Rice personally and look nothing like him physically yet she still rocked my world so she's not just about a Greek God physique but I'm sure she and other providers appreciate it. I have repeated and my 2nd visit was as spectacular as the 1st visit and I don't doubt if I went back for 3rds it would be any different. I suggested the BFE treatment in my review (Rice took my advice) a while back when there was nothing but negative reviews about her. Booker L as I will refer her as for now on was surprised when we chatted afterwards and I told her the passion was there and she could become a star provider if she embraced GFE but she is very strong willed. I personally believe it's in her dna, that I'm here for you lets see if you are here for me and if so I'm going to tear you up lol and she did! Her popularity has increased it seems in recent reviews, her body is to die for all natural and to be honest if she had a hug fake rack it wouldn't suit her. Her small breast love attention and she loves daty....she makes the sweetest melody of approval that captures you and then it's your turn and oh boy!
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I'm genguinely gentlemanly with all the ladies. In any event the line up is changing this week so we'll see what happens.
 
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Rice33

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I just have one thing to say after my repeat session with La Bella (2nd visit).

All of you dudes who wrote a negative review for Bubble Butt Cherry aka La Bella can kiss my buttocks. Why did I listen to your negative reviews is beyond me. I should have at least 3-4 sessions in by now with this delicious woman. Your negaitive or mixed review caused a delay meeting my new ATF. I refused to see her the first week based on mixed reviews. Thank goodness I said “fuck it” and went to see her anyway despite your negative reports.

You dirty rotten scoundrels!!!!

I’m just kidding of course about kissing my butttocks and the name calling lol. All reports helped me prepare for my sessions with La Bella and keep my expectations in check. She is very YMMV.

Update: I still have yet to receive a cat bath or anything else that I missed out on during my 1st session. She got a good cat bath tho, the only place I did not lick was her legs and feet lol. She really enjoys the boyfriend experience. La Bella is an amazing woman. ATF for sure.

Side note: You rough dudes need to take it easy with smacking K-Girls on the ass too hard. A light smack might be be okay, but take it easy. Think about what you are doing before you go smacking woman’s ass like your smacking a horse to gallop. You rough dudes ruin the game for all of us.
 
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I had a funny experience today, while attempting to set up an appointment for La Bella today before I checked the website. EPM message was that she is not my type and that I should wait until Friday or I will get my butt kicked.

Once I checked the website, my late night text made a whole lot more sense, lol.
 
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Rice33

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Wayne1250 said:
I had a funny experience today, while attempting to set up an appointment for La Bella today before I checked the website. EPM message was that she is not my type and that I should wait until Friday or I will get my butt kicked.

Once I checked the website, my late night text made a whole lot more sense, lol.
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I guess that means when Sunny is in town, you better make time for a visit, correct?

The new girl Angie looks like the other girl you saw Devon.
 
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Niceguy0388

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Rice33 said:
Side note: You rough dudes need to take it easy with smacking K-Girls on the ass too hard. A light smack might be be okay, but take it easy. Think about what you are doing before you go smacking woman’s ass like your smacking a horse to gallop. You rough dudes ruin the game for all of us.
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Mannn i wanted to see Kelsey this weekend but i guess yall scared her away.... thanks alot guys!
 
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Was also curious about Kelsey, but absent more info you could just as well assume a personal emergency, illness or that time of the month. For all we know, nice guys and BFEs don't tickle her fancy. Rough dudes should eventually be weeded out by the LF.
 
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Niceguy0388

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PurpleRayne33 said:
Was also curious about Kelsey, but absent more info you could just as well assume a personal emergency, illness or that time of the month. For all we know, nice guys and BFEs don't tickle her fancy. Rough dudes should eventually be weeded out by the LF.
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Was told kelsey didnt enjoy the philly hospitallity...
 
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