@cranktime,
Do you really think Cops are the only ones who read the internet? Did you ever think that bosses, family members, neighborhood churches, providers and a slew of other people might just have an IQ equivalent to yours but can impact a provider/spa equally if not worse than a cop?
Why don't you post your full name on this board instead of an alias to hide your identity? Could you be hiding behind an alias for fear of being caught doing something illegal and/or immoral.
I will sum it up for you, when you have the balls to expose all of your personal information to the world, then maybe you can at least get a pass at being such a stupid ass exposing your over exaggerated achievements with a provider who cannot protect herself.
You are one stupid, ignorant, childish, inconsiderate man. The only review I could ever possibly believe from you would be the pity you describe feeling for the woman servicing you.