Review: Russian massage / Body Therapy

[Thedude]

Title: Review: Russian massage / Body Therapy
Date: Jan 30, 2019
Phone: Google
City: Edison
State: NJ
Address: 485 rt 1
Activities: Piss poor massage
Age Estimate: 30
Nationality: Caucasian
Physical Description: Light brown hair, ponytail, about 5’4, decent
Summary: I’ve seen reviews so decided to try. I didnt ask her name since it wasn’t worth. Not only did nothing happen, but it was the worst massage known to man. Do not go there. More details in private

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Recommendation: No

 

[Waterboy]

Sounds like you got fucked.

 

[Thedude]

Pretty much, this is my first review. Just didn’t want anyone else to go there.

 

[Dbomb]

Is this next to advance auto parts corner of rt 1 and Plainfield ave ? Did you get a tug? If she tried to beat you best thing to do is say you’re gonna sit there till she pays you back. Tell her you got all day

 

[Thedude]

I got nothing, to massage was just her rubbing oil, no pressure, no fun

 

[mrednj]

Title: Review: Russian massage / Body Therapy
Date: Jan 30, 2019
Phone: Google
City: Edison
State: NJ
Address: 485 rt 1
Activities: Piss poor massage
Age Estimate: 30
Nationality: Caucasian
Physical Description: Light brown hair, ponytail, about 5’4, decent
Summary: I’ve seen reviews so decided to try. I didnt ask her name since it wasn’t worth. Not only did nothing happen, but it was the worst massage known to man. Do not go there. More details in private

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Recommendation: No

 

[Mrnicehats1]

Title: Review: Russian massage / Body Therapy
Date: Jan 30, 2019
Phone: Google
City: Edison
State: NJ
Address: 485 rt 1
Activities: Piss poor massage
Age Estimate: 30
Nationality: Caucasian
Physical Description: Light brown hair, ponytail, about 5’4, decent
Summary: I’ve seen reviews so decided to try. I didnt ask her name since it wasn’t worth. Not only did nothing happen, but it was the worst massage known to man. Do not go there. More details in private
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Recommendation: No

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[Mrnicehats1]

Title: Review: Russian massage / Body Therapy
Date: Jan 30, 2019
Phone: Google
City: Edison
State: NJ
Address: 485 rt 1
Activities: Piss poor massage
Age Estimate: 30
Nationality: Caucasian
Physical Description: Light brown hair, ponytail, about 5’4, decent
Summary: I’ve seen reviews so decided to try. I didnt ask her name since it wasn’t worth. Not only did nothing happen, but it was the worst massage known to man. Do not go there. More details in private
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Recommendation: No

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Thanks for the info.

 

[Mrnicehats1]

Title: Review: Russian massage / Body Therapy
Date: Jan 30, 2019
Phone: Google
City: Edison
State: NJ
Address: 485 rt 1
Activities: Piss poor massage
Age Estimate: 30
Nationality: Caucasian
Physical Description: Light brown hair, ponytail, about 5’4, decent
Summary: I’ve seen reviews so decided to try. I didnt ask her name since it wasn’t worth. Not only did nothing happen, but it was the worst massage known to man. Do not go there. More details in private

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Recommendation: No[/QUO
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[paco2888]

Title: Review: Russian massage / Body Therapy
Date: Jan 30, 2019
Phone: Google
City: Edison
State: NJ
Address: 485 rt 1
Activities: Piss poor massage
Age Estimate: 30
Nationality: Caucasian
Physical Description: Light brown hair, ponytail, about 5’4, decent
Summary: I’ve seen reviews so decided to try. I didnt ask her name since it wasn’t worth. Not only did nothing happen, but it was the worst massage known to man. Do not go there. More details in private

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Recommendation: No

Don't want to rub salt in the wound, but if you read more than a few reviews related to RMP's, you would not have been surprised. Your experience is the norm, not the exception. Some mongers do get lucky and are willing to shell out the bucks but that's their prerogative. You now know to stick with AMP's. LMT's fit somewhere between AMP's and RMP's. Think RMP without the shitty attitude and slightly lower price point.

 

[yanks5501]

Sounds like you got fucked.

Actually, it sounds like he got screwed.

 

[Jnr1712]

Waste of time and money

 

[BlanketZero]

Ive been there same thing happened to me never again

 

[Mike19]

I've been to this place before. The girl actually started crying because she didn't want to be there. They offered a free massage if I came back. Didn't bother. They are a rip off.

 

[Asdf42]

Stupidly went twice, had two different girls. Both times was a complete waste. Damage first time was 1.8 second was 2.3
Stay away

 

[bklynirish]

Can't believe this place is still open. Been around along time.

 

[pompom]

RMPs are the worst! and never go to this one on rte 1, went in and saw the Russian mamasan and apparently she was the one to give me a massage. pretended to take a phone call and never looked back ...they show russian models in their ads but a complete piss off when you set foot!

 

[Dewwy]

The worst place ever. Funny part was when I was in the room there were bottles of nuru on the shelf, bit moaned about money but didnt want mine

 

[FatCho]

I would have jacked off on the floor and leave

 

[Dbomb]

I was chastised on another site because I said I peed in the corner at a bad RMP FatCho you’re thinking like me and I like it