I've gotten several direct messages regarding "Boring RJ"
Just to clarify. I'm not suggesting at all that I was bored. You need to Google "Water Boring" and look at images. Now replace the drill head or the probe, with a tongue instead, and a mouthful of water. Sorry for any confusion.
It was one of the most exciting and stimulating sensations I have ever felt. Far from boring, as in being bored.