Review: SHANGRILA - APPLE

[BrettKavanaugh]

Oh, and since this is an Apple thread, I'll chime in that today I was probably her first or second customer and she had all the stamina and enthusiasm that I could ask of her. But I would not be shocked if she was less energetic later in the day. No point dashing off a full review given that I believe today's her last day.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Not so fast. Especially with the J girls. One of the J girls was telling me about her contract (with her agent) and how that limited her choices. This came up more in the context of which house/city she'd be working in, since I was telling her she should stay in NY given how well she was doing. It was not in the context of complaining about too many customers. Opposite. This particular girl bemoaned that on Memorial Day she only had six customers, whereas weekdays she had 12. She seemed proud that "I may look small, but my body is strong". God bless her. Given the language barrier, I couldn't exactly plumb the enforceability of said contracts, but she seemed to BELIEVE it's a contract, so it's a contract.

Yeah. I thought of this right after I posted. The Japanese girls have an agent. I think girls in general want as many customers as they can handle in a day. The J-girls are here in a foreign country just to do that.

The latinas have an agent.

I think the Chinese girls are mainly from a website.

Oh, and since this is an Apple thread, I'll chime in that today I was probably her first or second customer and she had all the stamina and enthusiasm that I could ask of her. But I would not be shocked if she was less energetic later in the day. No point dashing off a full review given that I believe today's her last day.

Glad you got to see her. I figured you would since she is Vietnamese although definitely smaller titties than your preference.

 

[Jpnt]

Body: AMP 8 (Civilian 6)

I disagree. Average american women are overweight fat whales. She's atleast a civilian 8 imo

Sure, at the Idaho State Fair, Apple is an 8 or 9. But today, on the streets of Manhattan, if i walked around for a half hour, I'd see, perhaps 25 x 6's, and 10 x 7's, and 5x 8's, and 2 x 9's and maybe one 10 if I'm lucky. Apple is a 6 in that paradigm.

 

[Elf98]

Yes. Shangrila and DDY both have shit booking logistics. I have been offered Alyssa as an alternative at least three times, had to walk out twice. Bait and switched more times at these two places than any other. They should just be upfront with us filthy mongers. It’s ok. If we can’t fuck the girl given her schedule then leave it be, we will comeback to fuck at another time. For sure. The addiction guarantees it. Just tell us in advance so that we can plan ahead, and not get our dicks twisted with the buzzkill of being given Alyssa when we were expecting to go balls deep into Carina’s fatass. They should hire a boyish looking young mms like 10ten and xoxo. Those two never fuck things up.

This might be the greatest post in the last 24 hours. Also, the mannish boy at PPC deserves credit too for always keeping that house in order. His face just screams human Google sheet as he's all business every time I see him. I'm semi scared of the boyish mms at 10ten and 95% sure he's trying on everyone's Jordans and Ultraboosts during sessions.

 

[cher_cheri]

I'm in the probably tiny minority that has the hots for the boyish MMS's.

 

[HeisenbergJohn1003]

i went to pattaya and i can get 2-3 overnights for price of 1hr with apple. is vietnam that fucking cheap? how many times have you been there? I would love to check it out

Hey im thinking of relocating to thailand, pattaya or bangkok or chiang mai? i heard its easier to get dates and women are also more willing to give you a chance in a relationship. So far my experience in dating in US is mostly 1 date and never really hear back from them and most of the dates are like job interviews. Wondering if its truly easier like alot of the passport bro videos claim it is, also i am aware that there are alot of prostitutes and hoping to avoid that if possible but either way its still cheaper.

 

[BrettKavanaugh]

Sure, at the Idaho State Fair, Apple is an 8 or 9. But today, on the streets of Manhattan, if i walked around for a half hour, I'd see, perhaps 25 x 6's, and 10 x 7's, and 5x 8's, and 2 x 9's and maybe one 10 if I'm lucky. Apple is a 6 in that paradigm.

What neighborhood is this?

And how's the weather?

I heartily endorse the way you've defined your terms here. This is your thread so your ratings are your ratings and not unreasonable.

Of course, that's not going to stop me from using that framework to quibble a bit.

Let's stipulate that you're walking somewhere within the Fertile Crescent, from roughly KoreaTown, through Flatiron, Meatpacking, Village, Nolita, Alphabet City, Lower East Side, and it's a warm June Friday night. And it's not raining. I think I'm seeing about 10 girls that are a grade above Apple. And another 10-15 that are at her level. So that makes her a 7. And as you are clearly aware, none of those ten better girls can be had for 400. Well, maybe two of them can be had for 400, but none of them can be had for 400 after a single simple text. It's going to take some time and work to get in a position to even make that offer of 400, and meanwhile you're getting slapped, spat upon, or kicked in the balls by seven of the others. (Maybe that last one is on the fence, but she's holding out for a cool thousand).

So while you've been walking around those 30 minutes and dodging bodily harm, I've been enjoying some very sweet foreplay and am already 5 minutes in to the (very extended) full show with a really cute girl.

Now if it's lunchtime around Penn Station, Apple might be a 9.

I will say, yeah, IMHO hers is not an immediate jaw-dropping OMG stunner beauty. It's a little more subtle: initially cute to very cute, but over the course of the session you start to think, she is just straight up very very pretty. (Or maybe that's just me and my pheromones). A bit like VIP Momo in that way, though a different type from Momo. Agreed, not the absolute prettiest ever, even in the AMP world. But might crack my top 10 faces. Her body isn't vavavoom, and I think her lingerie choice made her seem even flatter than she really is. To the point I momentarily considered calling an audible and swapping out for Eunice, who does indeed have some luscious looking natural DDs. But I stuck to the plan and am glad I did. Turns out she has shape and tone and isn't exactly a stick.

While I get the recommendation as a good first girl for brand new monger, I would hesitate. She's TOO sweet. The boy might get confused and fall in love. Can't have that happening with his first girl. Instead, I think he needs someone a little older, who knows some things that the sweet girlfriend he just broke up with didn't know.

 

[Jpnt]

I’m still laughing at the Fertile Crescent. So true. My bike ride home when the weather is nice is right in there - flatiron, east village, lower east side. This is the natural habitat for my type — college girls or a few years older, a couple cute tattoos, just coming into the understanding of their body and the power it has over boys and men.

I agree about her looks growing on you over the session. I kept telling her how beautiful i found her, which is not something i normally do. But I have to take umbrage to the comparison with VIP Momo. Sir, I know Momo, and Apple is no Momo.

But the comparison is interesting — she has the sweetness and presence and beauty to become the a Momo. (Although Momo’s body is better proportioned and more attractive imo). Won’t happen at her current establishment, but with the right mentor, training and platform, she could be something very special.

 

[Elf98]

What neighborhood is this?

And how's the weather?

I heartily endorse the way you've defined your terms here. This is your thread so your ratings are your ratings and not unreasonable.

Of course, that's not going to stop me from using that framework to quibble a bit.

Let's stipulate that you're walking somewhere within the Fertile Crescent, from roughly KoreaTown, through Flatiron, Meatpacking, Village, Nolita, Alphabet City, Lower East Side, and it's a warm June Friday night. And it's not raining. I think I'm seeing about 10 girls that are a grade above Apple. And another 10-15 that are at her level. So that makes her a 7. And as you are clearly aware, none of those ten better girls can be had for 400. Well, maybe two of them can be had for 400, but none of them can be had for 400 after a single simple text. It's going to take some time and work to get in a position to even make that offer of 400, and meanwhile you're getting slapped, spat upon, or kicked in the balls by seven of the others. (Maybe that last one is on the fence, but she's holding out for a cool thousand).

So while you've been walking around those 30 minutes and dodging bodily harm, I've been enjoying some very sweet foreplay and am already 5 minutes in to the (very extended) full show with a really cute girl.

Now if it's lunchtime around Penn Station, Apple might be a 9.

I will say, yeah, IMHO hers is not an immediate jaw-dropping OMG stunner beauty. It's a little more subtle: initially cute to very cute, but over the course of the session you start to think, she is just straight up very very pretty. (Or maybe that's just me and my pheromones). A bit like VIP Momo in that way, though a different type from Momo. Agreed, not the absolute prettiest ever, even in the AMP world. But might crack my top 10 faces. Her body isn't vavavoom, and I think her lingerie choice made her seem even flatter than she really is. To the point I momentarily considered calling an audible and swapping out for Eunice, who does indeed have some luscious looking natural DDs. But I stuck to the plan and am glad I did. Turns out she has shape and tone and isn't exactly a stick.

While I get the recommendation as a good first girl for brand new monger, I would hesitate. She's TOO sweet. The boy might get confused and fall in love. Can't have that happening with his first girl. Instead, I think he needs someone a little older, who knows some things that the sweet girlfriend he just broke up with didn't know.

ok, they need to add Fertile Crescent to all the maps and walking tours in the city. I just finished a session with Tadai who’s definitely not human and grinded me like ground pepper and I’m cackling at this post in an Uber. Well done Justice Kavanaugh!

 

[BrettKavanaugh]

Sir, I know Momo, and Apple is no Momo.

That was uncalled for, Senator.

Right, Apple is not Momo. Very different types. The similarity is in the slow but steady rising nature of her attractiveness. Momo was a woman, Apple is still a girl. Both in body and maturity. While Momo was top tier in looks, we all know what really set her apart was her fluent English, her different background from the typical working girl, and her ability to make every guy think: wait, this is the sort of girl I could actually date...and I'm saying I have a chance! While Apple gives every initial impression of having a good head on her shoulders, with the current state of her English, she can't pull that off. (And frankly virtually none of even the most proficient English speakers can either). Nor do I see any indication that she would want to pull that off. Which is wise.

 

[takeya201]

TFW you read the comments in this review and realize nothing has changed with this agency for the last 2+ years re: bookings.