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Review: South Philly Lisa

cougarconnoisseur

cougarconnoisseur

The Older, The Better
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benito3692000 said:
Man, I just don't get this fascination so many of you have with gigantic butts, and by that, I mean Lisa's size. "Normal" big butts - think JayLo or KimK- are great, but Lisa's asteroid sized butt is accompanied by tree trunk thighs. To each his own but Jeez..
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I think it’s safe to say it’s a common male fantasy for many of us to be completely smothered & suffocated by a woman’s ass.

The depraved act of having a large ASSed woman treat our face as a chair / toilet seat is just too arousing. The bigger the better in many cases! It adds to the thrill.
 
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RonnySins

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benito3692000 said:
Man, I just don't get this fascination so many of you have with gigantic butts, and by that, I mean Lisa's size. "Normal" big butts - think JayLo or KimK- are great, but Lisa's asteroid sized butt is accompanied by tree trunk thighs. To each his own but Jeez..
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I concur.After so many positive reviews, I went and left immediately, and since learned to discount reviews of bodies heavily. I thought it would be semi attractive and not completely obese. It’s not a slightly thicker woman with big ass… she’s flat out fat AF, and given she’s fat and large framed, so is her ass. I really don’t mean to be rude but I think this info could suit this group well. No shame if you’re into that, but I have to suspect most would not be.
 
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nsap200

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cougarconnoisseur said:
I think it’s safe to say it’s a common male fantasy for many of us to be completely smothered & suffocated by a woman’s ass.

The depraved act of having a large ASSed woman treat our face as a chair / toilet seat is just too arousing. The bigger the better in many cases! It adds to the thrill.
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toilet seat???
 
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BiggieTalls88

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RonnySins said:
I concur.After so many positive reviews, I went and left immediately, and since learned to discount reviews of bodies heavily. I thought it would be semi attractive and not completely obese. It’s not a slightly thicker woman with big ass… she’s flat out fat AF, and given she’s fat and large framed, so is her ass. I really don’t mean to be rude but I think this info could suit this group well. No shame if you’re into that, but I have to suspect most would not be.
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To each their own. There are plenty of fat women that have no curve to their ass at all, so I wouldn’t say that it’s simply the result of her weight. I haven’t seen Lisa in awhile but always enjoyed all that ass. But I’m an ass man.
 
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CharliCaviar

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Some guys enjoy large or exaggerated assets on women, and it turns them on. End of story. Some guys focus on shape and proportion, some focus on size. Yes, her size is thick, and probably on the lowest end of chubby. However, her proportions are perfect, her ass is a perfect bubble with no cellulite, thighs are thick and perfectly smooth, belly is a little bit pudgy but not what I would call a gut or disproportionate in any way, no stretch marks or signs of pregnancy on it. Plenty of guys like this. If you enjoy smaller, thinner women, just say that. Just say it's not for you and move on.
 
kantuchdis

kantuchdis

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I agree with the dissent on any depiction of her looks as attractive in any way. The toilet comment made me throw up in my mouth. There's nothing more rancid smelling than sweaty fat ass cheeks opening up. That said, and I've repeated this before: if you want a great massage and one of the greatest BJ's on earth, regardless of what your masseuse looks like, then by all means give her a try. Her BJ skills match if not exceed Sweet Touch Tracy.

Similar story goes for bensalem Nikki. Guys are shouting from the mountain tops how "amazing" her ass is, and how "curvy" and sexy she is. Wake up call: shes fat as fuck, unless she's become a gym rat and melted 60lbs off. Enormous cellulite ass and thighs.
 
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onemangang

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kantuchdis said:
I agree with the dissent on any depiction of her looks as attractive in any way. The toilet comment made me throw up in my mouth. There's nothing more rancid smelling than sweaty fat ass cheeks opening up. That said, and I've repeated this before: if you want a great massage and one of the greatest BJ's on earth, regardless of what your masseuse looks like, then by all means give her a try. Her BJ skills match if not exceed Sweet Touch Tracy.

Similar story goes for bensalem Nikki. Guys are shouting from the mountain tops how "amazing" her ass is, and how "curvy" and sexy she is. Wake up call: shes fat as fuck, unless she's become a gym rat and melted 60lbs off. Enormous cellulite ass and thighs.
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She must have improved her service. I remember a few years ago guys complaining that her "BJ" was actually mostly hand action with a little oral thrown in.
 
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