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Review: Tina - Bamboo Waters

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Heyjoe

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Title: Review: Tina - Bamboo Waters
Date: Oct 2, 2023
Phone: 609-988-8888
City: Lawrenceville
State: NJ
Location: Small strip mall on Rt.1
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 60/40
Nationality: Chinese
Age Estimate: 40s
Physical Description: Sort of nerdy with glasses.Not as old-looking as most of the ladies here, but still no spring chicken.

Recommendation: No
 
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You spent the entire review listing all the reasons why you keep returning here and then at the end of the review you say you don't know why you keep going back!

Most of those reasons are very good reasons to keep coming back. Especially the adrenaline rush of hoping to see a newer hotter face.

As well you mention she gave a "better than the others" massage and took care of you at the end.

She was younger, slim and had the nerdy librarian thing going on.

The place is local for you and has decent prices.

Sounds like a good visit to me. I'm not comprehending the NO recommendation at all here.

Sounds like you should get the NO recommendation?

NOTE: I have been going to this spot at least for 15 yrs now for a lot of those same reasons.
In that time frame there has been many diamond in the roughs working here that delivered great sessions. Most recently Kayla. Once I went here hours before a big snow storm was about to hit and knew I'd be in the house for a few days. So I stopped here and had a thick dark skinned Taiwanese girl that was young and sexy and took great care of me. I could list another 5 or 6 ladies here that did the same.

I think you need to appreciate this place always being there for you when YOU need it.

MV
 
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Well, your opinion is yours, and I respect that. I have high standards for services I pay for, though I understand that it won’t always be an optimal experience. I keep going back because it’s convenient and cheap. That doesn’t obscure the fact that I have never had better than an adequate experience here.

I don’t know why you would give me a NO recommendation when I don’t even work in one of these places.
 
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Heyjoe said:
Well, your opinion is yours, and I respect that. I have high standards for services I pay for, though I understand that it won’t always be an optimal experience. I keep going back because it’s convenient and cheap. That doesn’t obscure the fact that I have never had better than an adequate experience here.

I don’t know why you would give me a NO recommendation when I don’t even work in one of these places.
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Don't go back if you never had better than an adequate experience here. Just stop going back, right?
 
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Heyjoe said:
Well, your opinion is yours, and I respect that. I have high standards for services I pay for, though I understand that it won’t always be an optimal experience. I keep going back because it’s convenient and cheap. That doesn’t obscure the fact that I have never had better than an adequate experience here.

I don’t know why you would give me a NO recommendation when I don’t even work in one of these places.
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Your review is what it is for that certain day & your entitled to your opinion. Period.
 
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Heyjoe said:
My business. Not yours. Do you work for this place or something?
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No, I'm just saying why go there if you don't like it. Seems really stupid. Go to places you like. SMH.
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Your review is what it is for that certain day & your entitled to your opinion. Period.
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He talked extensively about all of his many visit here not just that certain day. Pay attention to the point. Period.
 
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Massage Vet said:
No, I'm just saying why go there if you don't like it. Seems really stupid. Go to places you like. SMH.

He talked extensively about all of his many visit here not just that certain day. Pay attention to the point. Period.
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If I could find a place I liked that’s near me, I’d go there.
 
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