Review: Tina - Chinese Masseuse at Passaic Massage Parlor

[LofiGuy2]

Title: Review: Tina - Chinese Masseuse at Passaic Massage Parlor
Date: Feb 7, 2024
Phone: 917-940-9974
City: Passaic
State: NJ
Location: 785 Salon
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 160
Nationality: Chinese
Age Estimate: Late 20s, but easily passes for younger
Physical Description: Very petite. About 4'11", possible 5'. Pale skin, long black straight hair, big eyes, very cute face, very thin with surprisingly ample breasts considering her size

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Recommendation: Yes

 

[Big H]

Wow 2 years?

 

[LofiGuy2]

Wow 2 years?

Yes sir! Usually a lot of masseuses come and go, but she's been a regular there.

 

[Drvass575]

Any RJ or PM?

 

[Mruterusknocker]

Tina is NO WHERE near 20's
Try 40's

 

[LofiGuy2]

Tina is NO WHERE near 20's
Try 40's

Short Chinese girl with the pale skin and sort of long nose? She is nowhere near 30, unless you're thinking of someone else

 

[LofiGuy2]

Any RJ or PM?

No idea what those mean.

 

[Dantheman25]

She takes it well! No complaints here

 

[Spaman2468]

was this at 785 or new place?

 

[LofiGuy2]

was this at 785 or new place?

785

 

[Mruterusknocker]

Short Chinese girl with the pale skin and sort of long nose? She is nowhere near 30, unless you're thinking of someone else

There's only ONE Tina from 785 (plenty of reviews on her on here)
She has been a sled dog for them over the years. She is ultra short and weighs about 90lbs. Maybe you're talking about someone else cause again, she's nowhere near 30.

 

[LofiGuy2]

There's only ONE Tina from 785 (plenty of reviews on her on here)
She has been a sled dog for them over the years. She is ultra short and weighs about 90lbs. Maybe you're talking about someone else cause again, she's nowhere near 30.

Welp, don't know what to tell you. I don't think age truly matters as long as she looks good, but to me, she doesn't look 40.

Also, sled dog? Sheesh man...

 

[TinyTim666]

Welp, don't know what to tell you. I don't think age truly matters as long as she looks good, but to me, she doesn't look 40.

Also, sled dog? Sheesh man...

I agree with you LofiGuy2
I have seen Tina many times with and without makeup because she was my favorite and either way she definitely looks like a young girl in her mid 30’s.
I still see her from time to time as well as Kitty and Selina saw Linda a while back but have not seen her since the move They are all great.

 

[Robosharkss]

I think its hard to tell especially for those who arent asian lol like a lot of guys here say Emily is young but shes like i would say late 30s or early 40s. But overall I dont think any of the providers are stinkers at 785 tbh

 

[Mruterusknocker]

Welp, don't know what to tell you. I don't think age truly matters as long as she looks good, but to me, she doesn't look 40.

Also, sled dog? Sheesh man...

Never said she wasn't good or anything negative. All I was doing was correcting her AGE cause you wrote "late 20s, looks younger". She's not. I just wanted you to be aware of that. She's in her 40's....

Yeah, Sled Dog is a metaphor for a hard worker for the team. Problem?

 

[LofiGuy2]

Never said she wasn't good or anything negative. All I was doing was correcting her AGE cause you wrote "late 20s, looks younger". She's not. I just wanted you to be aware of that. She's in her 40's....

Yeah, Sled Dog is a metaphor for a hard worker for the team. Problem?

I always thought the term was something more like a 'pack mule' but hey, I learned something new today.

 

[Kravnpuce]

No idea what those mean.

Rim job and prostate massage. Also I just saw her for the first time and estimated her age to be 28 in my review and was told that she more like 48. I find that hard to believe but either way doesn’t matter to me.